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I bet CT's lot are known as "The Clampetts" by everyone on the estate.    "I see the Clampetts have got themselves a hot tub."   "Have they?!  That fat, classless cunt is a nightma

I’m just picturing CT, having read this and impulse bought a pair of magnetic sandals, then digging up an entire field on his next metecting trip. 

A hot tub party for 13 year old girls you say?

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We have a yard that is used primarily as a place for the dog to lay eggs. If the weather isn't shite at the weekend it's getting pressure washed, a new coat of Sandtex and then leaving for the GF to fill with pot plants that we don't look after and die.

 

If I had a decent garden I would legitimately pay a gardener, fucking boring waste of time.

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We have a yard that is used primarily as a place for the dog to lay eggs. If the weather isn't shite at the weekend it's getting pressure washed, a new coat of Sandtex and then leaving for the GF to fill with pot plants that we don't look after and die.

 

If I had a decent garden I would legitimately pay a gardener, fucking boring waste of time.

I do nowadays. Not because I'm lazy but because I haven't got a clue what to do and have no inclination to learn. Sitting in a nice garden on a sunny day is nice though, happens about two days a year here.

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Our garden was like a jungle when we moved in. The previous owners had planted a load of trees in the middle of the garden and let them grow for 20 years so the entire back of the house was in darkness. I paid someone to chop the trees down and I dug the stumps out myself and turfed over it. Looks much better now. It's a corner plot so it's nice sitting in the garden during summer

 

Before:

 

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They're in the 3rd picture down

 

If you're gona try and tell me I've broken the law, save it for your work colleagues ;)

Ah I see

 

Nah, I have seen many houses with fucked foundations because people taking trees out.

 

Looks canny that, I dont know why people would plant trees / bushes like that to block the light out, now you have a decent space.

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Ah I see

 

Nah, I have seen many houses with fucked foundations because people taking trees out.

 

Looks canny that, I dont know why people would plant trees / bushes like that to block the light out, now you have a decent space.

What do you do for a living?

 

I've got a decent sized tree right next to the house and I worry it may end up interfering with the foundations. Is it best to leave them or what? This was before we moved in so I've pruned it down to about half that size now

 

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What do you do for a living?

 

I've got a decent sized tree right next to the house and I worry it may end up interfering with the foundations. Is it best to leave them or what? This was before we moved in so I've pruned it down to about half that size now

 

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I'd cut it down myself, if I were you.

 

Or, to save on the effort, just dowse it in petrol and set it on fire :good:

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