ohhh_yeah 2759 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Oof! Rent a pressure washer or insert your thumb over the hose nozzle. Pink seats and pink bricks are mackem down to the core. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2759 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Should of used this! or the more lazy route would of been utilizing an impactor. Your method, well, enjoy clutching the weeds every time they pop up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Why have you laid a foundation for a fucking giant cheese? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said: Oof! Rent a pressure washer or insert your thumb over the hose nozzle. Pink seats and pink bricks are mackem down to the core. Kids chalking England flags everywhere. They’re that traumatised after last night I think there won’t be anymore for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: They’re that traumatised after last night Naked hot tub party? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30236 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Bong rampage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3651 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Ball soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17590 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: You were serious? Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I bet CT's lot are known as "The Clampetts" by everyone on the estate. "I see the Clampetts have got themselves a hot tub." "Have they?! That fat, classless cunt is a nightmare." "Ah I can't stand him." "Aye he's a proper wanker. I wish he'd just fuck off and die." That sort of thing. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30236 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 He's a proper 'character' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I bet CT's lot are known as "The Clampetts" by everyone on the estate. "I see the Clampetts have got themselves a hot tub." "Have they?! That fat, classless cunt is a nightmare." "Ah I can't stand him." "Aye he's a proper wanker. I wish he'd just fuck off and die." That sort of thing. You know one of your parents lives very close to me, knows me well and loves my whole family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17590 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: You know one of your parents lives very close to me, knows me well and loves my whole family. Gemmill's Mam loved up in CT's hot tub. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30236 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: You know one of your parents lives very close to me, knows me well and loves my whole family. This isn't your dogging forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 53 minutes ago, Alex said: This isn't your dogging forum 😂 filthymumsnet.com 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just paid 360 quid for a tree surgeon to top a eucalyptus tree, some out of control bushes round the side and behind the shed. ffs I might have been better off buying my own chainsaw. Mind you I wouldn’t have fancied the 10-12m climb he done up the tree lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I bet CT's lot are known as "The Clampetts" by everyone on the estate. "I see the Clampetts have got themselves a hot tub." "Have they?! That fat, classless cunt is a nightmare." "Ah I can't stand him." "Aye he's a proper wanker. I wish he'd just fuck off and die." That sort of thing. My mother used to call our neighbours that. They were benefit cheats though. On top of being thick charvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19728 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 36 minutes ago, zerosum said: Just paid 360 quid for a tree surgeon to top a eucalyptus tree, some out of control bushes round the side and behind the shed. ffs I might have been better off buying my own chainsaw. Mind you I wouldn’t have fancied the 10-12m climb he done up the tree lol. it's annoying parting with money for shit like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19728 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: jesus wept man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: jesus wept man! Worth it all in the end though. Once the kids had finished I climbed in, laid back and watched the swallows darting back and forth as butterflies fluttered to and thro. CT Zen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Whatever you do, don't try rearranging any of the words in that sentence. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Got rid of your pallet furniture, then, Tubs? That… looks remarkably like a pub table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Got rid of your pallet furniture, then, Tubs? That… looks remarkably like a pub table. Had that years. Pallet furniture was destined for the spot the big paddling pool now is. Much better use of a few hundred quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17590 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Had that years. Pallet furniture was destined for the spot the big paddling pool now is. Much better use of a few hundred quid. Pity you can't have both. Life in poverty is such a bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Worth it all in the end though. Once the kids had finished I climbed in, laid back and watched the swallows darting back and forth as butterflies fluttered to and thro. CT Zen no no no.. not velcro sandals 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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