Andrew 4208 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: As an aside, has this mad old cunt bumped off Melania? What do we reckon? I doubt he even noticed she wasn't around for a while tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9985 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34384 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: As an aside, has this mad old cunt bumped off Melania? What do we reckon? I reckon she tried to top herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 It's odd quite a few of the papers seem to think her (or 'her') tweeting somehow shows everything is ok. It's surely a little bit strange for her not to have appeared in public for 20-odd days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 She's probably being cloned as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rayvin said: She's probably being cloned as we speak. She's probably just the latest clone to expire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I still struggle to believe this is all happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I'm convinced that I died about a week before Rafa took over. If you look back, other than Bowie dying, everything went weird immediately after that so I'm just assuming I stepped out in front of the X10 or died in my sleep since things have taken a drastic turn that no sane person could have ever predicted. I'm living in some kind of strange purgatory where I still get to have meaningful relationships that nourish and embolden my life but, at the same time, every established norm, every old God and every shred of common sense has been stripped from the planet and chucked in the green recycling bin so I really don't know what to think. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 7 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26271 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Kim doing his best to make Trump’s hands look as tiny as possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4208 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I'm convinced that I died about a week before Rafa took over. If you look back, other than Bowie dying, everything went weird immediately after that so I'm just assuming I stepped out in front of the X10 or died in my sleep since things have taken a drastic turn that no sane person could have ever predicted. I'm living in some kind of strange purgatory where I still get to have meaningful relationships that nourish and embolden my life but, at the same time, every established norm, every old God and every shred of common sense has been stripped from the planet and chucked in the green recycling bin so I really don't know what to think. We’re living in Zinedine Zidanes FM save. He’ll show up at Portsmouth next cause he’s bored of winning the champions league all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 00:53, ewerk said: Not quite the Trump-Kim summit we were promised. It is now the Trump-Dennis Rodman-Kim summit. Dennis is traveling to Sinapore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 If the reality of it weren't so grim, this would all be outstanding entertainment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9985 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Trump to Trudeau about national security justification for tariffs on Canada: "Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26271 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Oh holy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26271 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Quote The Wall Street Journal first reported that Mr Giuliani said: "Well, Kim Jong-un got back on his hands and knees and begged for it, which is exactly the position you want to put him in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-44393297 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-44393297 Heard about the cases in Cuba. Seems like too much of a coincidence for it to be happening again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34384 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Mad cunt has turned up at the G7 summit and called for Russia to be readmitted. I don't know if I've ever wanted someone to die as much as this prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30367 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) Sounds like Putin's cashing in his chips Edited June 8, 2018 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 6/8/2018 at 07:43, Gemmill said: Mad cunt has turned up at the G7 summit and called for Russia to be readmitted. I don't know if I've ever wanted someone to die as much as this prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17743 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said: This is going to become one of those all time iconic images. And people want the UK to divorce ourselves from the EU in order to become the arse licking lackey of this cunt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26271 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 The G7 summit has really shown him up for the fool he is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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