Dummettgate.

[The Fish 8950]

There's got to be potential for a secret diary of Fish in this.

My diary isn't secret, it's mostly played out on here

[Dr Gloom 19736]

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Edited December 14, 2016 by Dr Gloom

[Gemmill 34167]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

[Park Life 70]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

Beautiful drink.

[The Fish 8950]

I've had an Aperol Spritz in Cal's. Somewhere you should all be going for your tea if you had any balls.

All through the summer they had scantily clad lasses forcing free Aperol Spritz down the throats of anyone in a London beer garden. There are worse ways to get shitfaced.

[Alex 30241]

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

[The Fish 8950]

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

And yet I get the shit for saying "English Tapas".

 

Broken Britain.

[sammynb 2929]

And yet I get the shit for saying "English Tapas".

 

And rightly fucking so as Sleaford Mods are like a middle age version of The Streets and are cunts.

[Alex 30241]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

[sammynb 2929]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

 

 

And fact checking.

[ewerk 26182]

And rightly fucking so as Sleaford Mods are like a middle age version of The Streets and are cunts.

 

It's about time someone said it.

[David Kelly 1115]

And fact checking.

Nailed it.

[The Fish 8950]

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

 

I rely on my lass to provide the class in our relationship.

[Alex 30241]

I rely on my lass to provide the class in our relationship.

Ditto

Nice cocktail btw. Give it a go

[The Fish 8950]

Ditto

Nice cocktail btw. Give it a go

That "Are you middle class?" survey someone put up, sure I got something like 13/15, but most of that was because of her. Mulberry handbag and shit.

[Alex 30241]

That "Are you middle class?" survey someone put up, sure I got something like 13/15, but most of that was because of her. Mulberry handbag and shit.

I think I got 2 or 3 out of 15 and one of them was for having matching coasters

[The Fish 8950]

I think I got 2 or 3 out of 15 and one of them was for having matching coasters

 

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.

[Alex 30241]

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.

Pick your battles, as they say

[Dr Gloom 19736]

of all the middle class people on here, i'm the middle classiest. 

[Howmanheyman 26606]

There's got to be potential for a secret diary of Fish in this.

Do not tempt me, shallow one!

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38560]

[Howmanheyman 26606]

[Howay 12447]

[The Fish 8950]

[Alex 30241]

"Guys"