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we haven't done one of these for a while. stop me if i've missed a category, and get your nominations in

 

- best all round poster (football)

 

- best all round poster (general)

 

- funniest poster

 

- most thought provoking thread starter

 

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with

 

- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish

 

- thickest skin

 

- thinnest skin

 

- best fact checker

 

- biggest blairite

 

- biggest trot

 

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum

 

- biggest hipster wanker

 

- most sanctimonious

 

- most missed former poster

 

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself

 

- best female poster

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i'll kick things off

 

- best all round poster (football) David Kelly 

- best all round poster (general) Monkey's Fist 

- funniest poster  Gemmill 

- most thought provoking thread starter Happy Face 

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Alex - or champagne (enema) with Chez

- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Essembee

- thickest skin CT 

- thinnest skin CT

- best fact checker Fish

- biggest blairite Renton

- biggest trot Rayvin

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum Parky 

- biggest hipster wanker no comment 

- most sanctimonious J69

- most missed former poster KSA

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Fish 
 
- best female poster i'm struggling with this one 

 

i am open to accepting more categories, so submit away

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- best all round poster (football): The Fish (controversial!)

- best all round poster (general): ewerk

- funniest poster: Gemmill

- most thought provoking thread starter: The Fish (football section only - in general I'd say HF)

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with: Monkey's Fist (but tbf I'd include half the board in this)

- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish: essembee is an obvious target but ffs I can't think of anyone better

- thickest skin: essembee

- thinnest skin: Stevie I guess? :D

- best fact checker: Happy Face

- biggest blairite: Renton

- biggest trot: Paddock Lad since his views are fairly close to mine ;)

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum: The Fish, after years of ceaseless ribbing about Dummettgate

- biggest hipster wanker: Dr Gloom :D

- most sanctimonious: Probably J69 during his offensive against Renton, but tbf I don't think he's that bad at all really. ;)

- most missed former poster: CT :lol:

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself: Tempted to say CT again here given his flip flopping on issues.

- best female poster: catmag

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when i say pint, i mean old school jungle rave tbh. i'll save my cricket commentary for the soul-grinding comedown where we'd watch my dvd of the 2005 ashes

Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes :lol:

Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf.

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Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes :lol:

Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf.

 

she was every teenage raver's wet dream back in the 90s 

 

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- best all round poster (football) David Kelly

- best all round poster (general) Alex

- funniest poster Difficult one, its a canny board.  Gemmill  / Monkey's Fist joint top

- most thought provoking thread starter Neville...I mean Happy Face

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Gemmill

- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Renton

- thickest skin CT

- thinnest skin Stevie

- best fact checker HF

- biggest blairite Renton

- biggest trot Rayvin

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum Me

- biggest hipster wanker :lol:

- most sanctimonious Renton

- most missed former poster CT

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself CT

- best female poster Cath / Jill

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Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes :lol:

Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf.

What would you say her two biggest hits* are?

 

 

*ducking autocucumber.

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we haven't done one of these for a while. stop me if i've missed a category, and get your nominations in

- best all round poster (football) David Kelly

- best all round poster (general) Rayvin

- funniest poster Monkeys Fist

- most thought provoking thread starter Happy Face

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Meenzer

- poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Essembee

- thickest skin I'm guessing I can't vote for myself, so I'll say Essembee

- thinnest skin I rarely do much more than dip my toe in the politics thread, but I'd say Renton

- best fact checker Happy Face

- biggest blairite Renton

- biggest trot Rayvin

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum Wykiki (after racking up a significant body count)

- biggest hipster wanker Dr Gloom

- most sanctimonious J69

- most missed former poster KSA

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Chez

- best female poster Gemmil (Cath obvs)

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- best all round poster (football) ;tough one, between David Kelly and Howay, but Howay gets it for the added lulz :lol:

 

- best all round poster (general) ;Alex aka :lol: and Rayvin

 

- funniest poster ;three way between Gemmill, Howmanheyman and Meenzer.

Only one of the above will be happy with that.

 

- most thought provoking thread starter; Group award to everyone who polluted the minds of every poor bugger that searched for our namesake kids cartoon site whilst the abusive match threads were running.

 

- poster you'd most like to go for a beer with ; Ken

 

- poster you'd most like to slap you in the face with a wet fish; Catmag. Safe word would be halibut.

 

- thickest skin; The Fish :lol:

 

- thinnest skin ; CT or Phtevie

 

- best fact checker; :lol:

 

- biggest blairite; Me and Gordon Ramsey

 

- biggest trot; see above

 

- most likely to end up in an insane asylum; since Essembee is disqualified as he's clearly already there, Wykiktoon.

 

- biggest hipster wanker; This award is sponsored by The English Tapas Pop Up Hoverboard Beard Oil Company .... and jointly goes to Gloomy and Fish.

 

- most sanctimonious ; Given my schizophrenia, I'm in two minds about this, so we gives the precious to J69.

 

- most missed former poster ; Toughguymick.

 

- the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself ;

-The Adam Johnson Best Young 'Un Award; Haydenator… who has clearly found a lass since he's never on here now :gettin:

 

- best female poster ; CT

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