TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Why don't you say something? "There's a queue mate." should suffice. Embarrass him enough to obey the same rules as the rest of the office? Unless he's a boss, in which case just spear tackle him in the photocopying room, then take 100 copies of his face smooshed into the glass. That way your colleagues will know you're proactive, comfortable pushing back against authority, physically intimidating and decisive. Queue etiquette aside he's an otherwise alright bloke. About 5 foot and in his late fifties. I'd feel like i was picking on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 You could say it jokingly, but with enough menace so he doesn't forget he's 5ft tall obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Queue etiquette aside he's an otherwise alright bloke. About 5 foot and in his late fifties. I'd feel like i was picking on him Had this last week in the ciggie shop. I was so angry I forgot to speak in German. ''What the fuck are you doing?!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Cyclists who crawl through red lights as if that somehow makes it less of an offence Absolutely this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Queue etiquette aside he's an otherwise alright bloke. About 5 foot and in his late fifties. I'd feel like i was picking on him They said the same about Hitler. Spear tackle him and save the world, today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I don't for certain know what a spear tackle is, but it sounds like the correct approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 It involves Dave getting his spear and tackle out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I appreciate the visual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Queue etiquette aside he's an otherwise alright bloke. About 5 foot and in his late fifties. I'd feel like i was picking on him"ARSEHOLE!.... *wait for him to turn round*.... There's a queue." That would work nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 People who wont cross on the stairs. Grow up you stupid cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26175 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 You could say it jokingly, but with enough menace so he doesn't forget he's 5ft tall obviously. Drivers over here are completely and utterly hopeless, I'm not sure if it's the fact all the cars are automatic so people don't pay much attention or if it's because their driving test is basically switching on the car but I'd never experienced road rage like it until I moved here. Someone actually almost crashed into me the other day while I was sat at a stop sign waiting to turn right onto the road and they were turning left onto the road I was on coming from my right, they undercut it so badly that despite the fact I wasn't moving they almost hit me. People who get a massive shop at a supermarket and just stand there while the person on the till is putting it all through not bothering to help bagging any of it so then the staff member has to bag the lot prolonging the whole process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16497 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Dunno if this has been said. People who bring babies into work.Yesterday on the phone to a client someone brings a new born in. Starts screaming and moaning, I had to go out in the car park to make a call ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Cardboard cd cases Odd ratio books Plugs wired from the top or back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5887 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 People who write: Definitely as defiantly En route as On route Being as been And many, many more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 This site not responding to the scroll wheel periodically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26175 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Aye, that's been happening to me too of late. Sort it out @@Ant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26175 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Ah right, just doesn't seem to happen to any other tab I have open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I've noticed it happens if I try to scroll before the page fully loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 it's chrome not us affects more than just here (albeit i'm going to be upgrading this place soon so might get some people to check the new version...might keep ipboard rather than change platforms entirely but we'll see) Tapatalk is pretty much going though regardless You want some testing done Ant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 ? People who think it's bad luck to cross on the stairs and wait for you to reach the top before they'll walk down. Or even worse they start coming down but move back up to the top when they see someone start walking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26175 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Sweet Jesus, I didn't even know that sort of idiocy existed. Those people deserve to be thrown down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 There's someone does that at work. Well, they work in the same offices not the same company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 People who think it's bad luck to cross on the stairs and wait for you to reach the top before they'll walk down. Or even worse they start coming down but move back up to the top when they see someone start walking up. Just punch them as you go past and ask "how lucky do you feel now?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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