The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

John Terry. Remember his guard of honour

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

If I knew how to shift all the “cunt” comments from here in to the Cunt Hall of Fame thread I’ve just made, I would. 
Feels a bit shite hijacking Shearer’s Hall of Fame with a list of cunts 

 

If one of the more competent mods or admins could sort my shit out, I’d be grateful, thankee very much yas indeed 

@Tom @Meenzer @Andrew @Ant

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

John Terry. Remember his guard of honour

Wayne’s wife does. 

[Dr Gloom 19735]

44 minutes ago, Howay said:

Iirc Robbie Savage has an entire area of his walk in wardrobe in his house dedicated to his collection of fedora hats. Knowing that about him makes him even more annoying to me. 

He’s also got an Armani tattoo.

Get in the fucking sea

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If I knew how to shift all the “cunt” comments from here in to the Cunt Hall of Fame thread I’ve just made, I would. 
Feels a bit shite hijacking Shearer’s Hall of Fame with a list of cunts 

 

If one of the more competent mods or admins could sort my shit out, I’d be grateful, thankee very much yas indeed 

@Tom @Meenzer @Andrew @Ant

@Meenzer, you tit, never mind laughing, HELP! 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Well I want my vote resetting!

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

Which one? 

 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

All

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

I see…
 

[Meenzer 13965]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

@Meenzer, you tit, never mind laughing, HELP! 

 

I'm sure I used to know how to but apparently I don't  

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

I'm sure I used to know how to but apparently I don't  

I blame the bog trotting terrorist - his fucking “updates” have left me bereft of any shred of a clue of what the fuck I’m doing ( which was tenuous at the best of times). 
 

I’m sure he’s infected my pc ( even though I haven’t got one). 

[acrossthepond 699]

Solskjaer has to be up there for the tackle on Rob Lee. 

[Blastronaut 1231]

Keane, Bellamy, Owen, Savage and Terry all surely occupy different corners of a six-axis scale of cuntness. 

 

Actually Owen is probably close to Savage on that scale. 

 

I'll offer up Diouf and Barton to take some of the remaining corners.

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

He’s mentioned in the other thread, that I wish I’d never started, (but I will not be defeated) 

If anyone else gives him a shout, he’ll go on the board…maybe…unless I can’t work out how.… or give up… whatever. 
 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

4 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

Keane, Bellamy, Owen, Savage and Terry all surely occupy different corners of a six-axis scale of cuntness. 

 

Actually Owen is probably close to Savage on that scale. 

 

I'll offer up Diouf and Barton to take some of the remaining corners.

 

I don't think Savage is a cunt, he's more of a massive bell. I reserve cunt status for more sinister types

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

I don't think Savage is a cunt, he's more of a massive bell. I reserve cunt status for more sinister types

I mean, we’re talking genitalia here- both of which start out as cunts, just one gets more testosterone. 
 

Savage is definitely a cunt, on and off the field. 
 

 

[sammynb 2929]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

aye, keane's a cunt no doubt about that, but sometimes it's almost like he's deliberately over thinking his cunty remarks in order to court cuntroversy.

cuntishness has to come naturally and should be free flowing, both pardew and bruce deliver this with aplomb! 

 

Surely?

[Howmanheyman 26605]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

I don't think Savage is a cunt, he's more of a massive bell. I reserve cunt status for more sinister types

If it's sinister you're looking for I heard the mackems talking about a sinister, shady group of Tyneside businessmen who they reckoned were cunts. A cabal if you like? Not sure what they'd done to upset them?

[Blastronaut 1231]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

I don't think Savage is a cunt, he's more of a massive bell. I reserve cunt status for more sinister types

 

Fair point. By the same token I'd say Bellamy isn't all that Sinister. Was a cunt on the pitch but other that he's almost Barney Curley of football.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

3 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

 

Fair point. By the same token I'd say Bellamy isn't all that Sinister. Was a cunt on the pitch but other that he's almost Barney Curley of football.

 

Didn't he attack riise with a golf club and get done for bullying bairns? And throw a chair at coach carvs?

Edited April 27, 2021 by TheGingerQuiff

[Blastronaut 1231]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

Didn't he attack riise with a golf club and get done for bullying bairns? And throw a chair at coach carvs?

 

Oooft wouldn't be surprised tbh. Fucked if I know though. The Riise story ring a bell now you mention it. Always just figured he was just one those short man syndrome folk whose bark is worse than his bite.

 

Fair enough though. Savage is an embarrassment but didn't really have a penchant for random acts of violence to my memory. Figured that into my 6 axis graph though and why I'd place Owen up near him. Sad act cunts rather than scary violent cunts.

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

I’d say that cuntishness includes violent acts, but lack of violence doesn’t preclude cuntishness. 
 

Owen being the prime example. 

Opposite ends of the spectrum there-

Southall- top fucking bloke, in all aspects I’m aware of. 
Owen - cunt. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Owen is definitely a cunt, like. Just a deeply unlikable little cock jockey

[Tom 13806]

 

[The Fish 8947]

'Shearer' was trending on twitter, so I wondered which goal was being remembered, what's he said that's newsworthy, which internet poll is he leading? 

 

None of that, just his daughter in a bikini. Sad.