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46 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

Imre Varadi.  His dads Oliver Hardy.  Fuck me that jokes older than Noelie and works a lot less well typed as oppose to being spoken.

It's a good answer and funny, but it's not right.

Have another go.

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42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Santiago Munez. 

I prefer not to talk about him if you don't mind. He left us for Real Madrid but only did so because he followed his mate, Gavin Harris.

I was gutted when he left because he scored some good goals for us and ended up going with that actress from Brookside close who happened to sink so low in her acting career that she ended up taking a job as a nurse at Newcastle General Hospital.

 

This is the lad you're on about, right?

 

Anyway if it is, then it's a great answer but it's just not right and I didn't even think his dad was even that funny. 

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30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Senor Munez even told me you are even so unfunny you even make his teeth itch. 

Even. 

Frigging hell I didn't even think he knew me. I feel a bit crap now for having a pop at him.

He's right about me being so unfunny mind. I'm not funny, ever. I wasn't brought up to be funny or even know what funny is, so I just pretend people are funny as I pretend that I can be funny.

Life can be funny like that.

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1 minute ago, David Kelly said:

Is this some sort of weird conspiracy theory or a joke I don't get?  Because he most certainly wasn't Alan Gowlings dad.

When you first hoyed in Olver Hardy, I thought, " ehhh, how did he manage to get so close to that first go." And then I saw that you'd put down Imran Varadis.

Hell of an attempt though.

 

Yeah Alan Gowling and Stan Laurel's son, stan. Who would of thunk that?

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23 Premier League players have scored exactly 4 goals in one match.

 

Name them you wastrels.

 

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No sir. Sir Les did not

 

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