Meenzer 13963 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Porn names. Absolute porn names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 wayne and dwayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: wayne and dwayne Gotta love Gateshead! My bro and his missus have just had a Madeline, which is pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 51 minutes ago, catmag said: If you want stupid names then I could write a book of them given that I spend half my working life present at caesarian sections. We've had twins called Wayne & Dwayne, Blaze & Storm. Girls called Spirit, Mariah, Xena, and the delightful new trend of ridiculous spellings: Jaxsun, Reign-Bo and Dayseigh-Mae. The Yoda-esque creature that I grew is Joseph Alexander. My ones middle name is Aurora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Fuck you all. My new daughter Wyzdom loves her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just now, Park Life said: My ones middle name is Aurora. I like that! It was a consideration on my list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just now, ewerk said: Fuck you all. My new daughter Wyzdom loves her name. And your son Wyzbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Pretty sure Blaze and Storm were characters in Streets of Rage 2. They'll DEFINITELY be X-Men. Paging Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 20/07/2017 at 11:17 PM, Monkeys Fist said: I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn Ah! Arathorn's young'un. How's Arathorn these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 10:23 AM, Park Life said: My ones middle name is Aurora. The oldest wanted us to call her new sister that because she was Disney princess daft. She'd tell Grannies cooing at her sister in the pram her name was 'Briar Rose'. Sometimes we wouldn't bother correcting her just to see the looks on the Grannies faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 We named our red-headed daughter Annie It was a three-day labour, we were tired The laddie, Sam, gets Destructoboy, Stinkenstein, or The Knacker, depending on his comedy activities of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted July 22, 2017 Author Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 9:23 AM, Meenzer said: We've got multiple instances of Milo and Arlo among the junior parkrun crowd. Pretty sure those are dairy companies. Milo's fucking legend tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 On 7/12/2017 at 0:10 PM, Kid Dynamite said: My prediction is after you've had one you will no longer want two the trick is to be "careful" after you've been trying to pro-create, that is how we have two spaced 19 months apart. Violet and Jasmine btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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