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[Howmanheyman 26594]

An old workmate of mine who was a character in his own right, told me about being in Cork, (IIRC?') and cracking on with a lercal taxi driver whose patter by the sound of it was similar to my old work pal. Anyhow, he gets talking about Roy Keane's father who was known to the local taxi drivers for being a bit of a blaggart when he was full of peeve. One day, the taxi driver picks Keane's Dad up and he's obviously had a few and full of it. "Do you know who my son is?" He says. The driver says to my mate that he didn't let on he knew. "Go ahead, I don't know who your son is." Pissed Keane senior replies, "I'll give you a clue, he's Ireland's and Manchester United's greatest ever captain. There you go!" The taxi driver looks in the mirror deadpan and says, "fuck me! You big Paul McGrath's dad?" Keane senior took it well, "fucking Paul McGrath? I'm Roy Keane's Dad! Fucking Paul McGrath?"

 

Might've just been a tale for a tourist but it made my pal laugh.

[ohhh_yeah 2759]

 

Lacazette in the starting lineup for Wenger. 

 

[Tdansmith 2068]

A great result for Man City, may as well give them the tittle now.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Pickford at fault again.I told you be was dodgy would you wouldn't have it.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

And again at fault,this time he did a 'Krul', shit his pants in the face of the enemy.

[Rayvin 4949]

You're just having the best afternoon, aren't you?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If only you had agreed with me at the time.

[Tom 13804]

19 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

And again at fault,this time he did a 'Krul', shit his pants in the face of the enemy.

 

I wouldn't like to be in a trench with him in a war!

 

 

[ewerk 26147]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Pickford at fault again.I told you be was dodgy would you wouldn't have it.

 

Is English your third language?

[Meenzer 13943]

Turd language more like.

[Tdansmith 2068]

Is he Irish ? 

[Rayvin 4949]

We're not even sure he's from this planet...

[ewerk 26147]

21 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Is he Irish ? 

 

Does alcohol make you racist?

[Tdansmith 2068]

21 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Does alcohol make you racist?

To be sure

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on

 

My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. 

 

My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie

[Tdansmith 2068]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on

 

My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. 

 

My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie

Those leg wiggles he did to let every one know it hurt, were impressive to be fair.

[Alex 30231]

17 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on

 

My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. 

 

My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie

You've got a daughter?

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

Your patter gets worse by the week you middle aged fart

[StoneColdStephenIreland 74]

Celtic getting tanked again in the Champions League. They'd definitely come top 6 in the Prem though cos they're massive.

[ewerk 26147]

They did look good when going forward though. PSG looked excellent when they were arsed.

Edited November 22, 2017 by ewerk

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Jordan Henderson said Liverpool's midfield couldn't find their fwont fwee in the second half and i agwee

[wykikitoon 16478]

On 19/11/2017 at 0:46 AM, Tdansmith said:

To be sure

 

I've only just seen this

[Alex 30231]

Celtic

[The Fish 8946]

They'd be top 6 and challenging for Europe dontcha know?

[Rayvin 4949]

Brazilled