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Teams

Champions:

Relegated:

Newcastle to Finish:

Best Attack:

Worst Attack:

Best Defence:

Worst Defence:

FA Cup Winner:

Caribou Cup Winner:

 

Players

League Top Scorer:

League Most Assists:

Player of the Season(League):

Player of the Season(Us)

Signing of the Season(League):

Signing of the Season(Us):

Biggest Flop(League):

Biggest Flop(Us):

Worst Discipline:

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football:

 

Managers

First Sacked:

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference:

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: 

 

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6 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: Man City

Relegated: Huddersfield, Brighton, Burnley

Newcastle to Finish: 14th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Huddersfield

Best Defence: Chelsea

Worst Defence: Huddersfield

FA Cup Winner: Arsenal

Caribou Cup Winner: Man Utd

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Aguero

League Most Assists: Kevin de Bruyne

Player of the Season(League): Jesus

Player of the Season(Us) Lejuene

Signing of the Season(League): Bernardo Silva

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene

Biggest Flop(League): Lukaku

Biggest Flop(Us): Dummett

Worst Discipline: ?

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Anyone who plays well for 3 games running

 

Managers

First Sacked: De Boer

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Conte

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: This will be the most boring year of premier league football ever.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: Manchester United

Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Burnley

Newcastle to Finish: 14th

Best Attack: Spurs

Worst Attack: Huddersfield

Best Defence: Manchester United

Worst Defence: Swansea

FA Cup Winner: Spurs

Caribou Cup Winner: Manchester City

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Kane

League Most Assists: Dele Alli

Player of the Season(League): Kane

Player of the Season(Us): Ritchie

Signing of the Season(League): No idea.

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene

Biggest Flop(League): Based on money spent, Lukaku

Biggest Flop(Us): I guess Manquillo, but I'm fairly optimistic about all of them, just least so about him.

Worst Discipline: I really dunno - Mitrovic if Rafa plays him would be up there.

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Hopefully Murphy, but who knows really.

 

Managers

First Sacked: Paul Clement

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho, as ever. Maybe Wenger I suppose.

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Guardiola will leave City at the end of the season after having failed to achieve anything significant.

 

 

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Teams

Champions: Chelsea no

Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Stoke close

Newcastle to Finish: 10th yep

Best Attack: Man City yep

Worst Attack: Huddersfield yep

Best Defence: Man Utd gonna happen

Worst Defence: Swansea bit out

FA Cup Winner: Man Utd yep

Caribou Cup Winner: Newcastle no

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Lukaku no

League Most Assists: Dele Alli no

Player of the Season(League): Dele Alli no

Player of the Season(Us) Shelvey yep

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku no

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene no well maybe

Biggest Flop(League): Kyle Walker n9

Biggest Flop(Us): Manqullio yes

Worst Discipline: Xhaka no

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey yes

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hughes no

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho can't remember he's always whinging

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitrovic to avoid getting a card all season has he had one for us?

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On 8/11/2017 at 11:52 AM, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: Man Utd - Mourinho's second season, Lukaku will get better service than at Everton and his presence will get more from Rashford, Lingard and Martial.

Relegated: Swansea, Huddersfield, Burnley, 

Newcastle to Finish: 15th

Best Attack: Man City - De Bruyne, Aguero, Gabriel Jesus, Sane, Bernado Silva... Christ alive.

Worst Attack: Burnley - Jon Walters, Sam Vokes, Ashley Barnes... Christ alive.

Best Defence: City if Kompany stays fit, but Man Utd when he inevitably doesn't

Worst Defence: Swansea - Only Hull were worse defensively last year and they've not strengthened their back line.

FA Cup Winner: Spurs

Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Lukaku

League Most Assists: De Bruyne

Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne

Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku's goals will deliver Man Utd the title.

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune

Biggest Flop(League): Money spent vs return? Andre Gray. Worst performing? Joe Hart.

Biggest Flop(Us): Kenedy if it happens, Manquillo if it doesn't. Worst performer will be Lascelles

Worst Discipline: Holebas (Watford)

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Rashford/Loftus-Cheek

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hughes

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho but I'd like it to be Wagner.

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: A team will change their manager twice before the end of the season.

 

 

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Teams

Champions: Man Yoo

Relegated: 'Uddersfield, Brighton, Stoke

Newcastle to Finish: 12

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Stoke

Best Defence: Man Yoo

Worst Defence: Stoke

FA Cup Winner: Man Yoo

Caribou Cup Winner: City

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Jesus 

League Most Assists: KDB

Player of the Season(League): Pogba

Player of the Season(Us) Ritchie

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku

Signing of the Season(Us): Atsu

Biggest Flop(League): Morata

Biggest Flop(Us): Merino

Worst Discipline: Shelvey

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Murphy

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hughes

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourhino

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Man Yoo play some attractive football and people say they are now like the old Man Yoo

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1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: City

Relegated: Burnley, Huddersfield, Stoke.

Newcastle to Finish: 10th

Best Attack: City

Worst Attack: Huddersfield

Best Defence: Chelsea

Worst Defence: Southampton

FA Cup Winner: Tottenham

Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Aguero

League Most Assists: Ozil

Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne

Player of the Season(Us) Mitrovic

Signing of the Season(League): Lacazettr

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune

Biggest Flop(League): Lindelof

Biggest Flop(Us): Merino

Worst Discipline: Clark

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey

 

Managers

First Sacked: Dyche

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Rafa

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitro in top 3 league scorers.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

Stoke will have the worst attack with Burnleys players?

 

Typo. Started on Stoke, then checked on Burnley. Burnley will have the worst attack. 

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1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: - City

Relegated: - Hudderfield, Burnley, Brighton

Newcastle to Finish:-16th

Best Attack: - City

Worst Attack: - Burnley

Best Defence: - Chelsea

Worst Defence: - Huddersfield

FA Cup Winner: - Arsenal

Caribou Cup Winner: - Liverpool

 

Players

League Top Scorer: - Kane

League Most Assists: - De Bruyne

Player of the Season(League): - Kane

Player of the Season(Us) - Richie

Signing of the Season(League): - Lukaku

Signing of the Season(Us): - Lejeune

Biggest Flop(League): - Rooney

Biggest Flop(Us): - Atsu

Worst Discipline: - Mitro

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Murphy

 

Managers

First Sacked: Watford whoever it is this week.

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Jose

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Fish to get to the point

 

 

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1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Teams

Champions: Arsenal

Relegated: Huddersfield, Burnley, Swansea

Newcastle to Finish: 13th

Best Attack: Man City

Worst Attack: Burnley 

Best Defence: Chelsea

Worst Defence: Huddersfield 

FA Cup Winner: Man U

Caribou Cup Winner: Arsenal

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Lacazette

League Most Assists: Sanchez

Player of the Season(League): Sanchez

Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey

Signing of the Season(League): Lacazette

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune 

Biggest Flop(League): Morata

Biggest Flop(Us): Manquillo

Worst Discipline: Mitro

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Couldn't give a shit

 

Managers

First Sacked: Mark Hughes

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Us to reach League Cup final

 

 

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Teams

Champions: Man Utd

Relegated: Huddersfield, Brighton, Palace

Newcastle to Finish: 17th

Best Attack: Tottenham

Worst Attack: Newcastle

Best Defence: Man City

Worst Defence: Huddersfield

FA Cup Winner: Arsenal

Caribou Cup Winner: Man City

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Kunt Aguero

League Most Assists: Eriksen

Player of the Season(League): Lukaku

Player of the Season(Us): Elliot

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku

Signing of the Season(Us): Murphy

Biggest Flop(League): Sissoko again

Biggest Flop(Us): Perez

Worst Discipline: Mitrovic

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Fuck Knows

 

Managers

First Sacked: Koeman

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Rafa

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Someones cock will pop out of their shorts like Peter Beardsley at Euro 88

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Teams

Champions: Man Utd - Mourinho's second season, Lukaku will get better service than at Everton and his presence will get more from Rashford, Lingard and Martial. Nope :lol:

Relegated: Swansea, Huddersfield, Burnley. Swansea and Huddersfield still in with a shout, but everyone else predicted Burnley too, so I'm happy enough with that.

Newcastle to Finish: 15th Still possible, but unlikely.

Best Attack: Man City - De Bruyne, Aguero, Gabriel Jesus, Sane, Bernado Silva... Christ alive. Called it. 15 goals ahead of their nearest rivals.

Worst Attack: Burnley - Jon Walters, Sam Vokes, Ashley Barnes... Christ alive. Burnley and Stoke have poor attacks, but neither have the worst, so I'm screwed either way.

Best Defence: City if Kompany stays fit, but Man Utd when he inevitably doesn't. Called it.

Worst Defence: Swansea - Only Hull were worse defensively last year and they've not strengthened their back line. Swansea nowhere near the worst defence.

FA Cup Winner: Spurs  Still could...

Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea Nope

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Lukaku  14 goals off the top spot.

League Most Assists: De Bruyne leading at the moment.

Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne Best "Whoscored.com" ratings.

Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey Been brilliant lately, but it's not him

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku's goals will deliver Man Utd the title. Nope, Salah is probably the signing of the season.

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune. Nope, Dubravka or Kenedy imo

Biggest Flop(League): Money spent vs return? Andre Gray. £18.5m and fewer goals than Joselu? Worst performing? Joe Hart. Can't even get a game these days.

Biggest Flop(Us): Kenedy if it happens, :lol: Manquillo if it doesn't. :good:Worst performer will be Lascelles :lol: 

Worst Discipline: Holebas (Watford) 6 yellows in 24 apps. Not even close.

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Rashford/Loftus-Cheek Argument to be made for Rashford but RBL is not the NGH

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hughes Nope he was 7th to get the boot, de Boer was first.

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho but I'd like it to be Wagner. Can't remember

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: A team will change their manager twice before the end of the season. West Brom did :good:

 

 

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On 11/08/2017 at 12:16, TheGingerQuiff said:

Teams

Champions: Chelsea no

Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Stoke close

Newcastle to Finish: 10th yep

Best Attack: Man City yep

Worst Attack: Huddersfield yep

Best Defence: Man Utd gonna happen

Worst Defence: Swansea bit out

FA Cup Winner: Man Utd yep

Caribou Cup Winner: Newcastle no

 

Players

League Top Scorer: Lukaku no

League Most Assists: Dele Alli no

Player of the Season(League): Dele Alli no

Player of the Season(Us) Shelvey yep

Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku no

Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene no well maybe

Biggest Flop(League): Kyle Walker n9

Biggest Flop(Us): Manqullio yes

Worst Discipline: Xhaka no

Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey yes

 

Managers

First Sacked: Hughes no

First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho can't remember he's always whinging

 

Misc

Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitrovic to avoid getting a card all season has he had one for us?

 

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To be fair I think "Signing of the season" has to be taken with the consideration that the January window hadn't happened.

 

Of our summer signings I think Lejeune is a fair call, he's been really good alongside Lascelles lately.

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