Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

On 28/08/2020 at 16:59, wykikitoon said:

Great move IMO

 

Both know what they're talking about and both have a sense of humour.  Plus, she's tidy as init.

Richards is useless.Souness’s ‘friend’ is ok.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Man City v Chelsea women’s final.

👎👎👎

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

W̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ be the same without a crowd 

[Kid Dynamite 5874]

Watched the first episode of the Spurs documentary. Fuck me, Mourinho loves himself.

His first day at the club, while the players were having breakfast. he played a rolling video in the canteen of him lifting trophies at all of his previous clubs  

[Kitman 2188]

On 29/08/2020 at 21:08, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Leeda apparently worth £300m+

Set up chairman’s goldfish tank - tick

[Howay 12447]

 Go t’shop, get tea - tick

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

Mourinho is good value on that Spurs documentary. He’s definitely a bit of a cock but it’s a bit like Methven where he could be a mockumentary creation.

[Diego21 1997]

15 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Watched the first episode of the Spurs documentary. Fuck me, Mourinho loves himself.

His first day at the club, while the players were having breakfast. he played a rolling video in the canteen of him lifting trophies at all of his previous clubs  

I wanna be the documentary just for him.

 

 

[ewerk 26109]

He seems alright to me.

 

[ewerk 26109]

 

'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.

[Tom 13804]

Absolute scenes next time we play Greece. 

Fans with daft Murals of Aristotle, launching olives at each other.

[Meenzer 13924]

You can stick your Elgin Marbles

Stick your Elgin Marbles

Stick your Elgin Marbles up your arse

[trophyshy 6431]

They probably would if they could.

[Rayvin 4948]

"Fuck the Greek Civilisation" feels like it could have been on a Brexit poster.

[Dr Gloom 19716]

What did the Greeks ever do for us?

[sammynb 2929]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.

 

If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"

[ewerk 26109]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

What did the Greeks ever do for us?

Sodomy?

[sammynb 2929]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Sodomy?

Salad

[Rayvin 4948]

They won't forget this tbf, they're a very patriotic country and believe themselves broadly responsible for all of civilisation to date. Although maybe they're less proud of that these days than they once were.

[Dr Gloom 19716]

2 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Salad

tossed?

[sammynb 2929]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

tossed?

With the sodomy? That's called a reach around, so they probably gave the world that as well - nice pickup Gloomy.

[Tom 13804]

10 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

They won't forget this tbf, they're a very patriotic country and believe themselves broadly responsible for all of civilisation to date. Although maybe they're less proud of that these days than they once were.

Yeh but a lot of British people think that about Britain.

Although we also won two world wars so SUCK IT you sandal wearing gimps.

[Monkeys Fist 38507]

2 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"

Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. 

[Alex 30212]

I’d be more inclined to believe Maguire at this point  

[Howmanheyman 26581]

'Fuck the Greek civilisation' being the often forgotten follow up by NWA to 'Fuck the police'.