Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[NJS 3953]

I don't want Benitez to go to Everton because I hate the cunts and don't want them to succeed. 

 

Also in a forlorn hope that the takeover might happen, I'd hate to see us do what Man City did and waste a year giving a shit incumbent manager a "fair chance". 

[PaddockLad 14474]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

It was quoted in my post, you utter goober.

Yes Dave, it was. As I’ve acknowledged. Happy now? 

[The Fish 8926]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Yes Dave, it was. As I’ve acknowledged. Happy now? 

 

That's my secret Cap, I'm always happy.

[Howmanheyman 26575]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

I don’t know why you’re trying to explain the colloquial West Lancashire pronunciation of old with grandeur Dave but you crack on son...

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

[PaddockLad 14474]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

 

  aah that explains the strangled vowels Dave was trying to explain ....

 

[Isegrim 8862]

Why are English teams often so hopeless in appointing managers?

It surely has to be Brucey‘s job now.

 

[PaddockLad 14474]

Rafa to Spurs apparently

 

 

[The Fish 8926]

17 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

Seaton Sluice, please.

 

Also, isn't 'auld', the Scottish pronunciation of old? as in 'Auld enemy'?

 

 

[PaddockLad 14474]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Seaton Sluice, please.

 

Also, isn't 'auld', the Scottish pronunciation of old? as in 'Auld enemy'?

 

 

 

Its the phonetic pronunciation of the word in the Liverpool dialect 🤓

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooneys-auld-slapper-my-heart-245674

 

 

[The Fish 8926]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Its the phonetic pronunciation of the word in the Liverpool dialect 🤓

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooneys-auld-slapper-my-heart-245674

 

 

Cool, but it's Scottish.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Give it up, Fish. Shit for brains this one

[PaddockLad 14474]

32 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Cool, but it's Scottish.

You’ve never spoken to anybody from the City of Liverpool in your life have you Dave?

 

[The Fish 8926]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

You’ve never spoken to anybody from the City of Liverpool in your life have you Dave?

 

I try to avoid it, but yes, I have. 

 

They're... very proud of themselves.

[PaddockLad 14474]

Just now, The Fish said:

I try to avoid it, but yes, I have. 

 

They're... very proud of themselves.

Yes, great sense of humour apparently  

 

Its how old is pronounced by scousers, which is where the confusion came from yesterday. It is as you’ve pointed out an official word in the Scots language 

[ewerk 26100]

It's a day later and I still have no idea what the fuck you're on about.

[Alex 30200]

What Fish is saying is that when Geordies say ‘yes’, it should be spelt ‘eye’ 

[Isegrim 8862]

The only thing I can add is ‘get tae fucking fuck ye fish’

[The Fish 8926]

45 minutes ago, Alex said:

What Fish is saying is that when Geordies say ‘yes’, it should be spelt ‘eye’ 

 

We could save ourselves a lot of bother if we just assume whatever I've written is both funny and accurate.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Are accurate fish and funny fish separate entities 

[sammynb 2929]

32 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Are accurate fish and funny fish separate entities 

 

Only when Bravado Dave's in the house.

[Alex 30200]

50 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

We could save ourselves a lot of bother if we just assume whatever I've written is both funny and accurate.

That’s sort of how I save time re: your posts 

[Alex 30200]

Class:

 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

With Scotland now out of the Euro’s,Fraser can now return to the ‘injured’ list with his fitness for the first game of the 2021/22 season in doubt.

[Monkeys Fist 38494]

Dalian Atkinson: PC guilty of former footballer's manslaughter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-57495426

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Manslaughter 😂