Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 26605]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you do a lot of clarifying! 

I think it's probably best to give the rest of the forum and especially the general football thread a bit of a break!

I have nowt against you whatsoever and wish you nothing other than good fortune.

take it easy man. 

Thanks for clarifying, TBD.

 

[Alex 30239]

I went to the supermarket and asked one of the members of staff if they had any of that butter stuff used in Indian cuisine. They said “it’s ghee”. I said “thanks for clarifying”. 

 

[Alex 30239]

Apologies, btw  

[ewerk 26168]

Turns out  FOOTBALL PLAYER is a nonce. Allegedly. 
 

Rumours that Sunderland have lodged a £50m bid for him have yet to be confirmed.

[Tom 13805]

I always had my suspicions about FOOTBALL PLAYER 

 

ffs think on man  

[ewerk 26168]

 C’mon, I used the word allegedly! I don’t think suing Toontastic for libel is top of his list of legal priorities right now. 

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

Done an Adam Johnson and been messaging under age girls apparently. 
 

Police confirmed it's a 31 year old man. Everton announced it's one of their players.

 

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement

 

Edited July 20, 2021 by Kid Dynamite

[Gemmill 34166]

Tough 24 hours as the unimplicated 31 year old Everton player. 

[Andrew 4183]

28 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Done an Adam Johnson and been messaging under age girls apparently. 
 

Police confirmed it's a 31 year old man. Everton announced it's one of their players.

 

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement

 

 

 

Could be Delph, you'd think Gylfi would be more interested in the other end of the age spectrum

[Gemmill 34166]

If you look hard enough on twitter (not even that hard), it doesn't take long to find out who it is.

[ewerk 26168]

Or if I weren't being silenced by the WOKE POLICE I could just tell you all.

[sammynb 2929]

27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Or if I weren't being silenced by the WOKE POLICE I could just tell you all.

 

Seriously, it as easy as a numbers game!

[ewerk 26168]

That's going to be the prosecutor's closing line.

[Sonatine 9940]

[Diego21 1997]

Guilty Sigurdsson?

[Polarboy 2124]

Nice mess for Rafa to deal with straight off. This reminds me, I should probably take Sigurdsson off my watchlist for fantasy football. He's going to be on a very different watchlist from now on.

[Monkeys Fist 38555]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Tough 24 hours as the unimplicated 31 year old Everton player. 

[Sonatine 9940]

 

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

38 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Delph played for them over the weekend apparently so it won't be him ...

[Gemmill 34166]

Could have put that in the takeover thread. "When it turns out to be McMahon". 

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

 

Genuine photo  

[Dr Gloom 19735]

6 hours ago, Diego21 said:

Guilty Sigurdsson?

Innocent till proven gylfi

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Any details on the allegation? 

[ewerk 26168]

Put your floppy cock away ffs.

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/football-s-never-coming-home/amp?__twitter_impression=true