Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Toonpack 6766]

I’m forever booting Tibbles

pretty Tibbles in the air

Edited February 9, 2022 by Toonpack

[Christmas Tree 3997]

He's only a poor little hammer,

Whose cat is all battered and torn.

You must be a twat,

To kick a poor cat, 

And we’ll hate West Ham evermore!

[ewerk 26168]

 

[wykikitoon 16492]

Breaking news

 

 

[The Fish 8947]

Nobody has made a 'smashing that pussy' joke. I think we can all be very proud.

[wykikitoon 16492]

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Obviously misunderstood his team mates asking to see the clip of him smashing some pussy. 

@The Fish

[The Fish 8947]

10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

@The Fish

Oh, Fist... I'm so disappointed in you.

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Oh, Fist... I'm so disappointed in you.

This speaks to the core of stand-up 

[wykikitoon 16492]

[MMXXVIII 1041]

 

[Kid Dynamite 5882]

ASM should have a field day against Mings mind!

[Gemmill 34166]

 

Best wanking material @Christmas Tree has ever had. 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Best wanking material @Christmas Tree has ever had. 

 

 

   

 

Well that’s got my day off to a great start.  

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Best wanking material @Christmas Tree has ever had. 

 

 

[Craig 6287]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Durability of that racking is quite impressive, mind.

[Gemmill 34166]

5 minutes ago, Craig said:

Durability of that racking is quite impressive, mind.

 

Alright Clarkson. 

[Craig 6287]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Alright Clarkson. 

[Craig 6287]

Tottenham Hotspur ask fans to 'move on' from using Y-word following review - BBC Sport

I know Spurs fans are negative bastards, but they've no need to ban the word 'Yes' 

[MMXXVIII 1041]

On 09/02/2022 at 09:00, wykikitoon said:

Cat Lives Matter

 

The players should take two knees in honour of the cat.

[Kid Dynamite 5882]

One can only imagine the bantz from this lot

 

 

[Howay 12447]

 There’ll definitely be no questionable views aired that night. 

[Howmanheyman 26605]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

 There’ll definitely be no questionable views aired that night. 

They're better than their successors* and that's the kindest thing I can say.  

 

*Obviously Merson is still on and still an automatic rejection by the medical profession for a brain donor offer.

[ohhh_yeah 2759]

 

 

[Howay 12447]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10506375/OLIVER-HOLT-people-trying-destroy-Zouma-ones-hailing-arrival-Saudi-regime.html
 

 What an absolute winnet. “How do I manage to have a go at Newcastle fans for absolutely no fucking reason”.

 

Yet again my response to him is: stop going to Saudi Arabia to cover the boxing there, it’s your job? Quit your job, also if we should stop supporting NUFC you should by extension stop supporting and consuming the Premier League product. This is a bloke that video taped himself kicking a cat around, if you can’t understand how people can criticize that and still be able to attend Newcastle games how do you function in modern day life? 

[PaddockLad 14527]

10 hours ago, Howay said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10506375/OLIVER-HOLT-people-trying-destroy-Zouma-ones-hailing-arrival-Saudi-regime.html
 

 What an absolute winnet. “How do I manage to have a go at Newcastle fans for absolutely no fucking reason”.

 

Yet again my response to him is: stop going to Saudi Arabia to cover the boxing there, it’s your job? Quit your job, also if we should stop supporting NUFC you should by extension stop supporting and consuming the Premier League product. This is a bloke that video taped himself kicking a cat around, if you can’t understand how people can criticize that and still be able to attend Newcastle games how do you function in modern day life? 

 

Fucker beggars belief. When the eyes of the world are on the Olympics in  China this week  I’d have thought him and the rest of the self righteous brothers would’ve been highlighting the plight of the Uyghur Moslems that Ping has banged up in concentration camps. Not a fuckin dickie bird from him, Hayward, Delaney etc etc…  I don’t like being owned by the Saudis. But I dislike everyone associated with NUFC being a punch bag for individuals in the media with blatant agendas even less. Just fuck off, put these bullshit points to those who did the fuckin deal in the first place, thinly veiled attacks on our blameless support just when we look like we might be turning a corner are so obvious it’s fuckin laughable.