Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Tdansmith 2094]

Watching football from the Belarusian Premier League with a bet on ( yes i know it's a bit sad )

 £10 treble 

Torpedo Belaz 

 Isloch Minsk and 

FC Slutsk

 

Sluts already winning...come on the Sluts ! 

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

Watching football from the Belarusian Premier League with a bet on ( yes i know it's a bit sad )

 £10 treble 

Torpedo Belaz 

 Isloch Minsk and 

FC Slutsk

 

Sluts already winning...come on the Sluts ! 

I was having a day off.… 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Caption competition.......

 

[Dr Gloom 19813]

Bet you don’t get many of them to pound 

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

“Still not as big as my head”

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

“ Where’s the fucking ice-bath ?”

[Tdansmith 2094]

40 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Caption competition.......

 

ooohfff...best two up front since Shearer and Ferdinand 

[Howmanheyman 26775]

55 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Caption competition.......

 

"Phwooooaarrrrr! Her dumplings are boiling over, alright!! Phwooooaarrrrr!" Etc, etc.

[Dr Gloom 19813]

This hippo needs somewhere to rest his weary head 

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Caption competition.......

 

“Honest lads, I was just sat there, Sugartits waved her hand, and a pink fucking light sabre appeared!

I was so flabbergasted I forgot to mention why I should be in the running for a return to Newcastle.”

[PaddockLad 14581]

4 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Watching football from the Belarusian Premier League with a bet on ( yes i know it's a bit sad )

 £10 treble 

Torpedo Belaz 

 Isloch Minsk and 

FC Slutsk

 

Sluts already winning...come on the Sluts ! 

Update?

 

How are your sluts getting on?....

[Tdansmith 2094]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Update?

 

How are your sluts getting on?....

Sluts won 3-2 2-0 up back to 2-2 and Sluts came again

Isloch winning 2-0 but them damn Torpedo Minsk buggers stuffed me 0-0.

[PaddockLad 14581]

35 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Sluts won 3-2 2-0 up back to 2-2 and Sluts came again

Isloch winning 2-0 but them damn Torpedo Minsk buggers stuffed me 0-0.

 

Minsk. Fuckin shithooses

 

 

[Isegrim 8870]

 

[Alex 30376]

Bet Titus still drops the odd clanger 

[Tdansmith 2094]

6 hours ago, Alex said:

Bet Titus still drops the odd clanger 

...Allegedly 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I wonder if they are tag teaming some Witton based GILFS aswell?

[wykikitoon 16612]

French League Cancelled.

Bin Dippers must be bricking it now 

[The Fish 8989]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

French League Cancelled.

Bin Dippers must be bricking it now 

 

[wykikitoon 16612]

They PM has said no Spot until end of August.  So how they going to finish it?

[Meenzer 14031]

There's no answer to that that's clearer than what it already says in that tweet.  

[The Fish 8989]

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I wasn't expecting this interview.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/29/andy-cole-i-dont-know-how-ive-done-it-some-days-are-a-total-blur?fbclid=IwAR2cY61pDiRVa-DpSepodMNXX1I6HhguaYF_DXbXA1rvkgBRPklbfxkaLLU

[Sonatine 9987]

 

 

 

[Meenzer 14031]

 

I'm reminded of a certain classic TT photo...