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On 30 December 2017 at 11:00, Monkeys Fist said:

If you do meet Souness, don’t acknowledge his football career at all. 

Treat him as a failed actor, discuss his sole appearance in Boys From The Blackstuff, and ask him where it went wrong from there. 

 

No Souness, but we did run into this miserable fucker...

 

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Just to say it was 13 degrees Celsius in Bournemouth on Saturday lunchtime and the cunt was still done up like a low rent Yorkshire pimp from 1973....."DAVID CAN YOU TELL THOSE PEOPLE TO MOVE ON PLEASE THEYRE DISTRACTING ME" he bleated (geddit??! :D )  to his director whilst we were all saying how fuckin old he looked....  someone uttered something about cancelling their licence fee because of his fuckin attitude and off we wandered for more free booze...

 

 

 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

No Souness, but we did run into this miserable fucker...

 

IMG_0054_zpscacferpu.jpg

 

Just to say it was 13 degrees Celsius in Bournemouth on Saturday lunchtime and the cunt was still done up like a low rent Yorkshire pimp from 1973....."DAVID CAN YOU TELL THOSE PEOPLE TO MOVE ON PLEASE THEYRE DISTRACTING ME" he bleated (geddit??! :D )  to his director whilst we were all saying how fuckin old he looked....  someone uttered something about cancelling their licence fee because of his fuckin attitude and off we wandered for more free booze...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D 

I can't stand that man.

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19 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Joe Harvey's testimonial brochure....his notes are frankly magical...

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/125837901@N03/sets/72157690926554734/with/38690498454/

 

 

Brilliant read that, Rob! :good:

 

I'd read his first page of that somewhere before but not the whole lot. How Joe has never had a stand named after him or a statue I'll never know. As for the ads, had many a look in Dixons sports near the monument as a kid. :D

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David Silva has released a statement saying that his new son, Mateo, was born severely pre-term and is fighting for his life.

 

So that's why he didn't play against us and has been in Spain. Sounds like a hard time.

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2 hours ago, Andrew said:

David Silva has released a statement saying that his new son, Mateo, was born severely pre-term and is fighting for his life.

 

So that's why he didn't play against us and has been in Spain. Sounds like a hard time.

Fingers crossed that his son pulls through.

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Lost any mote of sympathy for him years ago. He's had more chances than most and with the talent he's got he could/should have been at least a Championship level striker for his career. Earning a very good wage, doing the thing he loves, in front of fans that would sing his name, and having a life most of us would have loved.

It's not like he's got done for drink driving, or been caught in a one off sex-scandal, the lad has consistently acted the cunt for years. Manager after manager has taken a chance on him and been rewarded with a litany of misdemeanors. 

He'll end up playing non-league and very soon after he'll turn up in the sports pages promising to turn his life round, about 6 months later there'll be a story about him selling stolen goods out the back of the club minibus.

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Lost any mote of sympathy for him years ago. He's had more chances than most and with the talent he's got he could/should have been at least a Championship level striker for his career. Earning a very good wage, doing the thing he loves, in front of fans that would sing his name, and having a life most of us would have loved.

It's not like he's got done for drink driving, or been caught in a one off sex-scandal, the lad has consistently acted the cunt for years. Manager after manager has taken a chance on him and been rewarded with a litany of misdemeanors. 

He'll end up playing non-league and very soon after he'll turn up in the sports pages promising to turn his life round, about 6 months later there'll be a story about him selling stolen goods out the back of the club minibus.

 

Ill summarise all that for you.

He's a bellend always has been, always will be. Prison is where he'll end up. 

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