Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 26625]

16 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

You see this is the problem, they stopped taking quality assurance seriously.  

Always did our checks as well as running manufacturing. #multiTasking #blooter #OilersArms #ElectriciansArms #NeeDeadSoldiers 

[trophyshy 6432]

Any chance you could go back?  Get the standards up again.  

[Howmanheyman 26625]

3 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Any chance you could go back?  Get the standards up again.  

They ditched Newcastle. Fuck'em. 

[Alex 30257]

I knew they’d moved production to Yorkshire (Tadcaster?) but it wasn’t until KCG mentioned it that I realised it was made in Holland now. I think the introduction of decent beer in lots of pubs (which definitely hasn’t always been the case) has shown it up to be a pretty ordinary mass produced product. Then you take away the local connection of the Blue Star / NUFC and it being made on the doorstep then it hasn’t got a lot left imo. 

Edited March 22, 2022 by Alex

[Howmanheyman 26625]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I knew they’d moved production to Yorkshire (Tadcaster?) but it wasn’t until KCG mentioned it that I realised it was made in Holland now. I think the introduction of decent beer in lots of pubs (which definitely hasn’t always been the case) has shown it up to be a pretty ordinary mass produced product. Then you take away the local connection of the Blue Star / NUFC and it being made on the doorstep then it hasn’t got a lot left imo. 

They shifted to tadcaster as it was a way of saving money and selling prime land near the city centre, they didn't care less for the heritage or the protected geographic status, Heineken took over but it had already closed the Tyne brewery by then. Last I heard they were brewing in Holland, in tadcaster and were letting it be brewed in the US for their market there. 

Edited March 22, 2022 by Howmanheyman

[Dougle 2852]

On 21/03/2022 at 12:43, Howmanheyman said:

I used to drink it pretty regularly but I was at work and it was gratis. Once I left the thought of paying for it just didn't sit right with me and I didn't usually drink it out of work.

 

Were you a drayman S&N?

[Howmanheyman 26625]

6 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

Were you a drayman S&N?

No, I just worked at the Tyne brewery for a few years. 

[The Fish 8950]

25 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

No, I just worked at the Tyne brewery for a few years. 

Why so circumspect?

 

Were you the bean counter that moved the brewery to Tadcaster? You seem to know a lot about it. What have you got to hide?!

[wykikitoon 16502]

He's the one who's made the no phone policy for Sam Smiths pubs

[Tom 13817]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Why so circumspect?

 

Were you the bean counter that moved the brewery to Tadcaster? You seem to know a lot about it. What have you got to hide?!

 

“Rehabilitation of the fish coming along wonderfully, distrusts other party members, helping parents with garden”

 

[Howmanheyman 26625]

30 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Why so circumspect?

 

Were you the bean counter that moved the brewery to Tadcaster? You seem to know a lot about it. What have you got to hide?!

Wtf are you going on about, Daveed?

 

I knew a lot about it as I was being put on the dole and wanted to know why and find out if their excuses were bullshit?  (They were).

[Alex 30257]

57 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Why so circumspect?

 

Were you the bean counter that moved the brewery to Tadcaster? You seem to know a lot about it. What have you got to hide?!

So-called bean counter

[Monkeys Fist 38585]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

So-called bean counter

 

Crack on…

[Howmanheyman 26625]

It's gone quiet on here all of sudden? Oh, it's just after five and all the bean counters have fucked off home from their comfy chairs in their comfy offices sitting in front of their computers after logging off from TT and getting a quick drink from the watercooler. 

 

IS THIS YOU, FISH?!

[Gemmill 34190]

Comfy chair in my comfy HOME OFFICE if you please. 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

2 hours ago, Tom said:

 

“Rehabilitation of the fish coming along wonderfully, distrusts other party members, helping parents with garden”

 

Yeah, but what’s he done with Diego?

 

[Dr Gloom 19744]

Yeah, where is the football board’s MVP? I hope he wasn’t seduced by our 24 hour fling with N-O

[Meenzer 13989]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Comfy chair in my comfy HOME OFFICE if you please. 

 

Are you Priti Patel?  

[wykikitoon 16502]

There's absolutely fuck all love for Mike Dean retiring at all.  A load of ex pros and managers basically calling him a cunt  

[Howmanheyman 26625]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Kampfy chair in mein kampfy HOME OFFICE if you please. 

 

Alreet, Herr Gemmill.

 

[RobinRobin 9172]

9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's gone quiet on here all of sudden? Oh, it's just after five and all the bean counters have fucked off home from their comfy chairs in their comfy offices sitting in front of their computers after logging off from TT and getting a quick drink from the watercooler. 

 

IS THIS YOU, FISH?!

Must be my shift now, then

[The Fish 8950]

16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Wtf are you going on about, Daveed?

 

I knew a lot about it as I was being put on the dole and wanted to know why and find out if their excuses were bullshit?  (They were).

Take your stall down the road mate, I'm not buying what you're selling.

[The Fish 8950]

16 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's gone quiet on here all of sudden? Oh, it's just after five and all the bean counters have fucked off home from their comfy chairs in their comfy offices sitting in front of their computers after logging off from TT and getting a quick drink from the watercooler. 

 

IS THIS YOU, FISH?!

 

Fucked off downstairs more like. I went into the office for the first time in a year last week, and that was to have a 15 minute face to face meeting about how they're moving the office to a different building a minute down the road.

 

"How is will this office-move impact your commute?"

 

[The Fish 8950]

14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Yeah, where is the football board’s MVP? I hope he wasn’t seduced by our 24 hour fling with N-O

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

[Dr Gloom 19744]

i presumed you'd pulled out of the race