Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Tdansmith 3097]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've heard somewhere that they've decided to just leave Man City alone as they're shit scared of losing fortunes plus opening a can of worms with other clubs, are going to legislate for Chelsea to have an extra month for transfers, are going to revisit Man United's COVID issue and award them a brand new stadium paid for by the the tax payer and the PL, are going to give Arteta two joker cards per match to overturn any hembarrassing and disgraceful decisions he doesn't like, going to give Spurs an extra spot in Europe but not for football just the Eurovision song contest for their 'oooooooooooooooooh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the Spuuuuuuuuuuuuurs go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' dirge as it's got similar vibes to some of the songs on there. The PL are also going to insist on 24/7 Liverpool football club coverage on every television, radio station in the UK whether they're playing or not with every football club in the UK having to now run out to 'you'll never walk alone'. Finally, NUFC will have to submit in writing, every transfer they may be thinking of to every chairman in advance as well as to every talk sport presenter. They'll have to also include their five year transfer strategy, how they'll pay for it, explain why they're not continuing with Mike Ashley's blueprint and why they refuse to not stop actively trying to grow into a big hitter. They're to be docked a point for every time they approach a possible new sponsor and another point for every time they actively try to beat any club called, Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. 

[thebrokendoll 8902]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

I find him to be a pretty objective investigative journalist tbh. I'm not sure mancitystuff.co.uk will be providing me with an objective view though.

 

 

bit like the legendary craig hope then?

[Gemmill 43497]

"Maaaaaam, Uncle Grimace is coming up the drive. He's walking funny again."

[thebrokendoll 8902]

is anybody been giving grief to the bloke whose stuck the shiping container and the fence outside the east stand?

personally never heard owt but then I don't do twitter. I do think he probably deserves some, but I don't care that much either way.

anyway, apparently he has according to rawk which makes us the most lamentable cunts on the planet, far, far worse than a group of supporters who ransacked their way round europe before killing 32 italians, 4 belgians, 2 french men and one from northern ireland and then blaming every fucker else apart from themselves.

the disgusting, murdering, bindipping cunts.

 

 

 

[Gemmill 43497]

 

Uh oh. 

 

Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

[Toonpack 8932]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Uh oh. 

 

Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

 

Did Sven ?? (Although he was a proper forrin).

Edited September 7 by Toonpack

[RobinRobin 10914]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Uh oh. 

 

Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

[Alex 34406]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Uh oh. 

 

Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

Yes

[Howmanheyman 32280]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Uh oh. 

 

Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

 

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like. 

 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 8980]

Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

[wykikitoon 19557]

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

[Dazzler 8980]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

Will respond later. Too upset.

 

[Sonatine 11218]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

[Gemmill 43497]

Love his wine bars. 

[Gemmill 43497]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like. 

 

 

 

 

 

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?" 

[Howmanheyman 32280]

On 07/09/2024 at 12:40, Gemmill said:

 

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?" 

 

Not just him at it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 10 by Howmanheyman

[Toonpack 8932]

Evidently, Eddie is going to shove cocktail sticks up Mitchell's japs eye if Mitchell doesn't get Carsley to sing the anthem (dirge), he's also told Mad Dog to stab Eales in the eye with a fork. (Source Craig Hope). 

[Gemmill 43497]

5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Not just him at it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

[Howmanheyman 32280]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

 

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

[Howmanheyman 32280]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

 

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

[Gemmill 43497]

 He'd call you an "oik" when he was telling his painted doll wife about it when he got home. 

 

[Sonatine 11218]

[wykikitoon 19557]

How many will be  calling out players for not signing it?

Fuck that.

Was at the Tour of Britain on Weds and these daft cunts were there. https://twitter.com/TourofBritain/status/1831399471084884104

 

 

 

 

Fuck me, they had a megaphone and put the national anthem on.  GTFO you cunts.  Southern Cunts at that.

 

Beefeater CUNTS WELL AND TRULY ✅✅✅

[Howmanheyman 32280]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

How many will be  calling out players for not signing it?

Fuck that.

Was at the Tour of Britain on Weds and these daft cunts were there. https://twitter.com/TourofBritain/status/1831399471084884104

 

 

 

 

Fuck me, they had a megaphone and put the national anthem on.  GTFO you cunts.  Southern Cunts at that.

 

Beefeater CUNTS WELL AND TRULY ✅✅✅

 

[Gemmill 43497]

35 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

 

That photo gets better every time I look at it.  A slice of honey roast ham in a suit.