Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ewerk 38716]

I'd inject your sperm into my skin if it stopped me from morphing into Harry Redknapp.

[Dazzler 15922]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I'd inject your sperm into my skin if it stopped me from morphing into Harry Redknapp.

I’d inject it into my arse the old fashioned way if it prevent that

Edited October 7 by Dazzler

[AgentAxeman 505]

41 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

just listened to romesh ranganathan's new podcast where redknapp jnr tells him about the salmon sperm injections he's had injected into his skin. i didn't have that one on my bingo card 

[wykikitoon 28086]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPeM2BOiAbG/?igsh=dDcxcXlhbnBmdzBu

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3533]

 

Jordi Alba has announced his retirement.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17001]

13 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

just listened to romesh ranganathan's new podcast where redknapp jnr tells him about the salmon sperm injections he's had injected into his skin. i didn't have that one on my bingo card 

That’s absolutely disgusting. Imagine listening to Romesh Ranganathan’s podcast ffs 

[ewerk 38716]

5 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Jordi Alba has announced his retirement.

 

Well deserved, what a career he’s had. With his boyish looks and massive cock he got to fuck a lot of women. Happy retirement, Jordi.

[Monkeys Fist 50243]

21 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Well deserved, what a career he’s had. With his boyish looks and massive cock he got to fuck a lot of women. Happy retirement, Jordi.

Filth mongers outing themselves by liking this post. 
Self included, natch. 

[RobinRobin 14312]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Filth mongers outing themselves by liking this post. 
Self included, natch. 

[Gemmill 61749]

I'm PROUD to say I don't know what the reference is. Anyone else in the Mary Poppins Club? 

[ewerk 38716]

Beats me, I was just referring to the ex-Barca footballer’s reputation for being a bit of a fanny rat. I’ve no idea what these degenerates are on about.

[Gemmill 61749]

Sounds like ewerk is talking some chim-chim-cheree to me. 

[Monkeys Fist 50243]

57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Sounds like ewerk is talking some chim-chim-cheree to me. 

He’s had a catastrophic loss of jaw muscle  control since a visit from a young, becocked Spanish lad. 
 

Hence the nonsensical jibber-jabber. 

[Howmanheyman 43278]

7 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Jordi Alba has announced his retirement.

 

 

Thanks for the update.

 

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Filth mongers outing themselves by liking this post. 
Self included, natch. 

 

 Genuinely no idea? 

 

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I'm PROUD to say I don't know what the reference is. Anyone else in the Mary Poppins Club? 

 

I'm in the 'WTF?' club. If the family gathers around MF's deathbed in years to come and he's talking deliriously..... Hai carumba!

 

[Monkeys Fist 50243]

For those of you claiming innocence re. the Jordi joke, let me spell it out. 
 

 

 

Nobody believes you. 

[Howmanheyman 43278]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

For those of you claiming innocence re. the Jordi joke, let me spell it out. 
 

 

 

Nobody believes you. 

 

I can't even think who he is tbh, I know he played for Barcelona but I can't picture him at all tbh.  I know he's not the cunt who was shagging Shakira, (although if his knob is big maybe he has?)

[Monkeys Fist 50243]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I can't even think who he is tbh, I know he played for Barcelona but I can't picture him at all tbh.  I know he's not the cunt who was shagging Shakira, (although if his knob is big maybe he has?)

Aye, that’s him. 

Terrible taste in clothes.…

[Gemmill 61749]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

For those of you claiming innocence re. the Jordi joke, let me spell it out. 
 

 

 

Nobody believes you. 

 

The Poppins Club has released this statement:

 

We don't care what you DIRTY BOYS think, we do not know this reference. 

[Monkeys Fist 50243]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

you DIRTY BOYS

[Howmanheyman 43278]

17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, that’s him. 

Terrible taste in clothes.…

 

Gerard Pique's changed a bit....

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17001]

Actually knowing the names of these gadgie pornstars is absolute hoodlum behaviour, fucking hell  

[Gemmill 61749]

26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, that’s him. 

Terrible taste in clothes.…

 

Tbf this was from his West End run as the artful dodger. 

[ewerk 38716]

@Tom knows exactly who we're talking about.

 

[The Fish 12407]

58 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Actually knowing the names of these gadgie pornstars is absolute hoodlum behaviour, fucking hell  

One step removed from paying for it.

[Craig 11902]