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I've spent many a workday researching CHAPS.

I don’t know Callum.  But you weren’t arsed when it came to your own website (https://realcombatmedia.com), with its in depth coverage of Joshua vs Ruiz II so why are you arsed now? Fuck off

I think it's fair to say that the journalists aren't winning hearts and minds from our lot on this.   We're going to have a club-wide siege mentality at this rate. As Strawb says, thick skin

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Just now, Tim said:

I can see that you are very upset, it must hurt when you think you are friends with the big boys and then the cunts stab you in the back lol. By the way it wasn’t just liverpool and united, Chelsea and Arsenal part of it too. Not sure about Burnley but I’d imagine so as let’s face it they are a similar sized club, albeit with a smaller fan base, and they don’t want you being able to be able to compete with them in the transfer market. Lol. FTM 

Awwww, look at the mackem in the wild, on a search for aanother special relationship, this time with Man City. You go get ‘em, Tiger.

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5 minutes ago, Tim said:

I can see that you are very upset, it must hurt when you think you are friends with the big boys and then the cunts stab you in the back lol. By the way it wasn’t just liverpool and united, Chelsea and Arsenal part of it too. Not sure about Burnley but I’d imagine so as let’s face it they are a similar sized club, albeit with a smaller fan base, and they don’t want you being able to be able to compete with them in the transfer market. Lol. FTM 

Enjoy Burton

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14 minutes ago, Tim said:

I can see that you are very upset, it must hurt when you think you are friends with the big boys and then the cunts stab you in the back lol. By the way it wasn’t just liverpool and united, Chelsea and Arsenal part of it too. Not sure about Burnley but I’d imagine so as let’s face it they are a similar sized club, albeit with a smaller fan base, and they don’t want you being able to be able to compete with them in the transfer market. Lol. FTM 

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4 minutes ago, Tim said:

Apparently liverpool are saying it wasn’t them, it was chelsea 

So Timmy,

At what point did you realise that your owner was a total fucking charlatan?

Was it;

1- When he asked you to fix the pink seats in return for a microwaved burger and pint of cooking lager?

2- When he closed half the “stadium” because he couldn’t afford the leccy bill?

3- When he failed to get you promoted out of League 1 at the first time of asking?

4- When he took out a loan of £10 million to “fix a lift”, which you didn’t need anyway (see 2 above). 
5- When his mate Charlie called you all a bunch of cunts?

6- When he failed to get you promoted out of League One at the second time of asking?

7- When it came out that he’d used the club’s own parachute payments to buy you, because he’s only worth £8 million 

8- When you stepped outside during the opening night of Sunderland Til I Die season 2 and heard the entire country pissing themselves laughing at the sub-Office style comedy? 
9- When it looks like he’s going to peddle you to a bloke with an imaginary drinks company, making himself £30 million? 
 

Take your time, your lass/sister/Mam won’t be back home until she’s serviced her last punter outside the Metro. 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Nice of the lad to take time out from fingering his sister and his long running rivalry with Burton fans tbf

She can take all six at once, too. 
 

Not bad for a 12yr old. 

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44 minutes ago, Tim said:

I can see that you are very upset, it must hurt when you think you are friends with the big boys and then the cunts stab you in the back lol. By the way it wasn’t just liverpool and united, Chelsea and Arsenal part of it too. Not sure about Burnley but I’d imagine so as let’s face it they are a similar sized club, albeit with a smaller fan base, and they don’t want you being able to be able to compete with them in the transfer market. Lol. FTM 

Ffs league one no hopers trying to take the piss.

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