Tom 2,939 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 White Lacoste? Was the oil stain from a Vauxhall Nova? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Tom said: White Lacoste? Was the oil stain from a Vauxhall Nova? Behave. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Les 5 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Prices aren't bad http://www.paradisehampstead.co.uk/assets/Paradise Hampstead Menu Complete.pdf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Sir Les said: Prices aren't bad http://www.paradisehampstead.co.uk/assets/Paradise Hampstead Menu Complete.pdf North West London? Bound to be shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,148 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tom said: White Lacoste? Was the oil stain from a Vauxhall Nova? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,581 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Either Lacoste have started making football boots or Parky's silver spooner playing Sunday League anecdote has come a cropper under the first bit of scrutiny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,401 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 There's been some CCTV from the restaurant leaked by someone who works there called Hope. Unfortunately the camera's largely missed Ashley and Staveley and looks like it's more focused on the table adjacent to them. If you listen carefully you can still hear the odd laughter/chat in the background which might be the 'takeover talks'. Make of it what you will...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 37 minutes ago, Alex said: Either Lacoste have started making football boots or Parky's silver spooner playing Sunday League anecdote has come a cropper under the first bit of scrutiny. Nothing to see here. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Alex 5,581 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: There's been some CCTV from the restaurant leaked by someone who works there called Hope. Unfortunately the camera's largely missed Ashley and Staveley and looks like it's more focused on the table adjacent to them. If you listen carefully you can still hear the odd laughter/chat in the background which might be the 'takeover talks'. Make of it what you will...... Hide contents How, Sabu! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anorthernsoul 851 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 He's blatantly trying to buck her, nothing to do with a takeover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 749 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: He's blatantly trying to buck her, nothing to do with a takeover. Pretty ballsy move by Ashley to try it on with Stavers with his wife in the background. Unless they're swingers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Enjoyed this headline far more than I should have. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5091764/amanda-staveley-newcastle-mike-ashley-curry/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anorthernsoul 851 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 31 minutes ago, The Fish said: Pretty ballsy move by Ashley to try it on with Stavers with his wife in the background. Unless they're swingers? This has got Eyes Wide Shut written all over it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,581 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) Was expecting it to be something about currying favour but that's way better Edit @adios Edited December 8, 2017 by Alex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 749 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Anorthernsoul said: This has got Eyes Wide Shut written all over it. I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anorthernsoul 851 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Oh FFS ! I actually made that picture in my head you cruel git. now i feel a bit sick, tonight's curry may be cancelled. Thanks a fucking bunch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,939 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Spekaing from experience? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,401 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Tom said: Spekaing from experience? Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 2 Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere. Apart from a lift ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 420 Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 The Mail: ‘Understand that no agreement was reached during their dinner at a curry house in Hampstead and the offer from Staveley and PCP Capital Partners remains at £250million. Mike Ashley is holding out for £300m and has claimed that a rival bidder is prepared to pay £320m, although no details are known of the second party. Another complicating factor is Newcastle’s performance on the pitch and the threat of relegation from the Premier League. Benitez is desperate to reinforce a squad he believes was left short after the summer transfer window and has called on Ashley to invest, reminding him that a club heading for the Championship will not be as valuable to prospective buyers.’ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,148 Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 'Look, I've another fella here offering £320m. But seeing as I like you you can have it for £300m.' Fucking footballing and business genius. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Dear Mike, Sell the club already! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 420 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 "Sell our club before it's to late" is the message to Ashley from Big Al.I wonder if we'll see a few bedsheets with this at SJP on Wednesday Night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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