Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 MrsP parents - dry duck grilled about Brexit. Other relatives in Bremen - poorly cured meats rank wine - Grilled about Brexit Other couple friends get together - bad meal - they frown at my drinking and weed - grilled about Brexit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3193 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 We're getting a fucking dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30365 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: We're getting a fucking dog. South Korean Christmas dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: We're getting a fucking dog. 3 hours in the oven baste regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 Beat me to it Ringo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2094 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: We're getting a fucking dog. And his partner ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8986 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: I don't host Christmas at my house. I'd have no control over when it ends. Sure you do. People will sharp leave if you come back downstairs, naked but for the bathrobe loosely cinched about your waist, turkey leg in one hand gravy pan in the other. Settle on the sofa, pop a tv boxed set on (making sure it's one with gratuitous sex or uncomfortable violent scenes in) and mutter "getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetout" like a misanthropic mantra. 2 hours ago, trooper said: He'll have had 4 or more before he gets here he wakes up every morning looking for a can we've tried to talk to him but he's in denial so what can you do . I can run him over. 2 hours ago, Park Life said: You gotta learn the gears first. I would do if you stopped grinding them. 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: We're getting a fucking dog. Read that like you're getting a dog for fucking. Like a shopping trolley, a sweeping brush, a fucking dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: We're getting a fucking dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17743 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 So, going for beef this year as none of us like turkey. Trouble is that's fucked up the pigs in blankets and sprouts with lardons, hasn't it? Both of which are lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19801 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 i hate forced jollity. the wife's family always want to sit around the table playing board games where i just want to get pissed in front of only fools and horses and a bond movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, Renton said: So, going for beef this year as none of us like turkey. Trouble is that's fucked up the pigs in blankets and sprouts with lardons, hasn't it? Both of which are lush. Have them anyway, there’s no Kitchen Police working on Christmas Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8986 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Aye, it's Christmas Day, you can eat whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4208 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i hate forced jollity. the wife's family always want to sit around the table playing board games where i just want to get pissed in front of only fools and horses and a bond movie So go and do it and let them play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19801 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, Andrew said: So go and do it and let them play? it's pretty much what usually happens. her sister calls me the grinch, but i just have a different idea of what christmas is all about. and it's not playing fucking charades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: Aye, it's Christmas Day, you can eat whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want. “ Dave, love, come down from the attic” ” I will Mummy, as soon as I’ve finished my frozen grapes” *whispered to Pa Fish ” Are you sure he’s ours?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17743 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i hate forced jollity. the wife's family always want to sit around the table playing board games where i just want to get pissed in front of only fools and horses and a bond movie Compromise is the key to a happy Christmas. Play monopoly and simultaneously get rat arsed while speaking in a Sean Connery accent. Tip the board over in a rage for the crescendo whilst screaming about mish moneypenny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8986 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “ Dave, love, come down from the attic” ” I will Mummy, as soon as I’ve finished my frozen grapes” *whispered to Pa Fish ” Are you sure he’s ours?” He'd be up in the attic with me, talking shit, drinking whiskey and avoiding a game of fucking Dingbats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8986 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, Renton said: Compromise is the key to a happy Christmas. Play monopoly and simultaneously get rat arsed while speaking in a Sean Connery accent. Tip the board over in a rage for the crescendo whilst screaming about mish moneypenny. Monopoly is a sure fire way to family arguments. I prefer games where my towering intellect assures a victory. Like Trivial Pursuit, Mastermind or Pop-up Pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38709 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 But not Dingbats, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17743 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Monopoly is a sure fire way to family arguments. I prefer games where my towering intellect assures a victory. Like Trivial Pursuit, Mastermind or Pop-up Pirate. Mastermind pissed might be problematic. I used to love risk, would still happily play that. Key to it is to annex Australasia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 Still play risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30365 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: But not Dingbats, eh? Used to like doing them in da Chronic back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I'm with @Andrew in having fond memories of Christmas, charades and all. It might help that I haven't really celebrated it with the family in ~15 years though. That and not having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8986 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: But not Dingbats, eh? Dingbats is easy mate, but my Dad would rather cheese grate his cock off, than play that game. Fucking hates it. Think it's a pavlovian reaction to playing it for hours cramped in a narrowboat on the macclesfield canal as it pissed down outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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