trooper 940 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Christmas Day should be interesting we've 2 of my daughters & their kids coming for dinner. I dont mind that but both are bringing their partners i can't stand the pair of them. Ones an alchoholic he'll bring 8 cans of stella with him have a bit of turkey mash & gravy ( he wont eat veg & drink all his cans himself. The other one will be nipping outside for a quick smoke every 5 mijutes getting off his titsvon whatever it is he smokes. Tye both of them all ways run out of food despite one daughter working & the other daughters alky partners work me & Mrs T end up sendingvthem stuff out the freesef (we wont give them money) i'll probably have my dinner & watch Shrekmor whatever the Xmas film is with the grandkids while i drink my dry ginger ale . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Sounds like a fun day all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 and i thought my christmas day sounded shit chin up troops, maybe have a smoke with the arsehole son in law number two? might take the edge off a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 You'd hate me, I'm like a combination of the two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, trooper said: Christmas Day should be interesting we've 2 of my daughters & their kids coming for dinner. I dont mind that but both are bringing their partners i can't stand the pair of them. Ones an alchoholic he'll bring 8 cans of stella with him have a bit of turkey mash & gravy ( he wont eat veg & drink all his cans himself. The other one will be nipping outside for a quick smoke every 5 mijutes getting off his titsvon whatever it is he smokes. Tye both of them all ways run out of food despite one daughter working & the other daughters alky partners work me & Mrs T end up sendingvthem stuff out the freesef (we wont give them money) i'll probably have my dinner & watch Shrekmor whatever the Xmas film is with the grandkids while i drink my dry ginger ale . Christ mate, that's brutal. I could always run them over if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Alex said: You'd hate me, I'm like a combination of the two To be honest I was thinking "8 cans? that's not too bad is it?" Me and my dad start the day with "a wee dram to warm us up". like we're in a crofters lodge on the side of a mountain, instead of a retired couple's oven of a house, and after that livener it's endless red wine, prosecco/champagne and finally more whiskey before arrogantly falling asleep while the wimminfolk natter on about some bollocks on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I just spend the day thinking 'is it bed time yet?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I spend it thinking "what is the earliest I can leave without appearing rude?". I pretty much spend my life thinking that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, Gemmill said: I spend it thinking "what is the earliest I can leave without appearing rude?". I pretty much spend my life thinking that though. Even when you're having Christmas at your own gaff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I usually have a nice time on christmas day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: Even when you're having Christmas at your own gaff? I don't host Christmas at my house. I'd have no control over when it ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: To be honest I was thinking "8 cans? that's not too bad is it?" Me and my dad start the day with "a wee dram to warm us up". like we're in a crofters lodge on the side of a mountain, instead of a retired couple's oven of a house, and after that livener it's endless red wine, prosecco/champagne and finally more whiskey before arrogantly falling asleep while the wimminfolk natter on about some bollocks on tv. He'll have had 4 or more before he gets here he wakes up every morning looking for a can we've tried to talk to him but he's in denial so what can you do . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alex said: You'd hate me, I'm like a combination of the two I already do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, trooper said: I already do Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) Just kidding Alex mate Edited December 1, 2017 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, The Fish said: Christ mate, that's brutal. I could always run them over if you like? You gotta learn the gears first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I spend it thinking "what is the earliest I can leave without appearing rude?". I pretty much spend my life thinking that though. Same. I look at the schedule and work out escape routes. Or better still not turn up if I've said I'll pop in laters. The box sets of Mad Men, Suits and The Bridge take on a new life. Edited December 1, 2017 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Andrew said: I usually have a nice time on christmas day. Me too. Though I think I'm in the minority in not hating my entire family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, Andrew said: I usually have a nice time on christmas day. weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, ewerk said: Me too. Though I think I'm in the minority in not hating my entire family. Yeah but the Irish enjoy everything it's in the dna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, trooper said: He'll have had 4 or more before he gets here he wakes up every morning looking for a can we've tried to talk to him but he's in denial so what can you do . hurry him along? feed him spirits and hope he drinks himself to an early death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 37 minutes ago, trooper said: Christmas Day should be interesting we've 2 of my daughters & their kids coming for dinner. I dont mind that but both are bringing their partners i can't stand the pair of them. Ones an alchoholic he'll bring 8 cans of stella with him have a bit of turkey mash & gravy ( he wont eat veg & drink all his cans himself. The other one will be nipping outside for a quick smoke every 5 mijutes getting off his titsvon whatever it is he smokes. Tye both of them all ways run out of food despite one daughter working & the other daughters alky partners work me & Mrs T end up sendingvthem stuff out the freesef (we wont give them money) i'll probably have my dinner & watch Shrekmor whatever the Xmas film is with the grandkids while i drink my dry ginger ale . I never knew you were related to Ant and TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Me too. Though I think I'm in the minority in not hating my entire family. Yup, spend plenty of time with my side and Mrs A's side, who all get along really well as it is, its great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Just now, Ant said: your patter is shite Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, trooper said: Just kidding Alex mate I know, mate. At least that's what I was hoping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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