Chelsea v The musty, hairy beef curtains. Saturday December 2

[Dr Gloom 2,156]

Had to get in there early with the offensive title. See if we can get an unbeaten run going

[The Fish 524]

No poll, you bumbling shit.

[Dr Gloom 2,156]

I thought they’d been sacked off. Nee cunt is compiling a league table so what’s the point?

 

One series wanker 

Edited November 29, 2017 by Dr Gloom

[trooper 342]

4-0 frashing 

Edited November 29, 2017 by trooper

[The Fish 524]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I thought they’d heeen sacked off. Nee cunt is compiling a league table so what’s the point?

 

One series wanker 

 

I'll try and do one over Christmas, if you want?

[Dr Gloom 2,156]

That’s all I want for Christmas this year 

[wykikitoon 892]

[Tdansmith 759]

I think we just might sneak a three nil defeat here.

[PaddockLad 1,964]

Am in attendance at this, first time in probably 6/7 seasons...last game of season, nicked a draw, first time Shooa & Sammy played??

 

Anyway, think we’ll get torn a new one but am actually looking forward to seeing Hazard play, that’s how cool, chilled out and magnanimous I am these days kids

 

 

[247 214]

Musty  

[Monkeys Fist 4,964]

Reesty. 

[wykikitoon 892]

12 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Am in attendance at this, first time in probably 6/7 seasons...last game of season, nicked a draw, first time Shooa & Sammy played??

 

Anyway, think we’ll get torn a new one but am actually looking forward to seeing Hazard play, that’s how cool, chilled out and magnanimous I am these days kids

 

 

 

He was rested last night so he will be ready to fuck is royally.

 

Or

He will fizzle out and be overhyped as per

[Park Life 68]

Get Morata captained in the FPL side and sit back.

[Ayatollah Hermione 2,957]

Not conceding at the end of a half would do me fine tbh.

[Anorthernsoul 755]

Conceding less than 3 goals will be a success.

[PaddockLad 1,964]

 A spare ticket has appeared for what is bound to be a feast of football...seeing as media luvvie @Dr Gloom basically lives on the Kings road then I think the face price of a mere 30 sheckles will tempt him out of his 3 storey townhouse with underground parking & plungepool, skilfully avoiding an afternoon of Christmas shopping with the current Mrs Gloom and the carpet monsters  

 

 

[zerosum 234]

if we are going to sneak a draw, I suspect we will have to score at least one, probably two.. can’t see us not conceding at least one against these .. so please play Mitro or we will struggle as per.

[trooper 342]

It'll be a case of damage limitation today try & keep the goal difference down we've shipped 9 goals in the lastv3 games

[trooper 342]

Shirley Joselu wont be starting for us today ?

[Tdansmith 759]

6 minutes ago, trooper said:

Shirley Joselu wont be starting for us today ?

I never knew he had a girls name 

[trooper 342]

5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

I never knew he had a girls name 

You do now 

[StoneColdStephenIreland 74]

 

Edited December 2, 2017 by StoneColdStephenIreland

[Ayatollah Hermione 2,957]

We'll shit them though we haven't considered the possibility of Kante just running through Diame's legs like it's an episode of Tom and Jerry

[trooper 342]

I still think we'll get a 4-0 frashing Diame ahead of Shelvey

Edited December 2, 2017 by trooper

[Dr Gloom 2,156]

diame starts ahead of shelvey or hayden