Rafa's Window Licking Fart Suckers v Bin Dipping Job Dodging Hommes

[PaddockLad 14574]

13 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

Once you get a bit lower down you'll definitely be fine, the yorkshire to lancashire roads are as clear as if it hadn't snowed.

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-43254836

[Andrew 4202]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-43254836

Yeah, don’t take the M62, you’ll end up in a ton of 50 zones after that spot if it’s open. Get to the A59 instead

[Tdansmith 2093]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Has anyone tried to defrost a vehicle today?...6 inches of snow here yesterday afternoon were followed by a night of some sort of freezing rain followed by a sharp frost, this resulted in my van not having just a layer of frost on the windscreen which can be scraped off in a minute or so but the whole thing being enasced like some sort of frozen tomb in sheets of ice half an inch thick  So I've spent an hour getting rid of all that shit and for the moment the snow is holding off. If it stays that way and If I can get to the dual carriage way a mile down the road in the morning we'll be fine  

I wouldn't want to drive that far in these crap conditions, so fair play to you mate. I just hope the players give you as good a performance as your loyalty and devotion deserves. 

[LooneyToony 41]

Do they still give Beatles tours over there?

 

 

 

[Tdansmith 2093]

12 minutes ago, LooneyToony said:

Do they still give Beatles tours over there?

 

 

 

Yes most of the slums in Liverpool have them along with dead rats, dead rats are a treat to your average mickey mouser.

[LooneyToony 41]

I've never heard of the dead rats.  Were they big in the 60's?

[ewerk 26232]

3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Yes most of the slums in Liverpool have them along with dead rats, dead rats are a treat to your average mickey mouser.

1,120 posts...

[Tdansmith 2093]

59 minutes ago, LooneyToony said:

I've never heard of the dead rats.  Were they big in the 60's?

You're getting them mixed up with an Australian band

 

[Tdansmith 2093]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

1,120 posts...

You've never sang that song at a match ?

32,000 posts  nee matches 

[ewerk 26232]

I've heard it many a time. I just hoped that it had died around the same time as the macarena.

[ewerk 26232]

And in case I wasn't clear. The song is entirely cringeworthy.

[Tdansmith 2093]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

And in case I wasn't clear. The song is entirely cringeworthy.

[ewerk 26232]

Are you actually a time traveler from the 1990's? If so, then you should know that humour has moved on since then.

[Tdansmith 2093]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Are you actually a time traveler from the 1990's? If so, then you should know that humour has moved on since then.

Fucking hell mate, are you actually telling me what i should or should not be allowed to laugh at 

Now that's funny 

[ewerk 26232]

Night, pet.

[Tdansmith 2093]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Night, pet.

Ok good night bonny lad, it's way past your bed time

[rob032 38]

Can't see anything other than a good hiding for us here. How do you go about containing Salah-Mane-Firmino? Will be Benny Hill esque scenes as Lejuene and Yedlin chase their shadows.

[ewerk 26232]

How do you contain Pogba, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku and Sanchez? You work very fucking hard.

[rob032 38]

5 hours ago, ewerk said:

How do you contain Pogba, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku and Sanchez? You work very fucking hard.

Man Utd are pedestrian compared to this lot though. Hope I'm wrong, of course.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

0-1.

[wykikitoon 16562]

Nee Shelvey

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

We'll be lucky to get a 0-4 out of it.

[trooper 940]

Newcastle

12Dubravka

22Yedlin

6Lascelles

20Lejeune

3Dummett

30Atsu

23Merino

10Diamé

15Kenedy

7Murphy

9Gayle

 

Substitutes

2Clark

11Ritchie

14Hayden

17Pérez

19Manquillo

21Joselu

26Darlow

[adios 717]

[adios 717]

Murphy or Atsu in the hole?