Salami's sausage-shaking survival specialists V Southampton

[Dr Gloom 701]

i'm back by popular demand after starting the victorious man u thread. 

i confidently declare we will win by at least two goals. the great escape starts here  

[Rayvin 498]

Should win, Gloom's fault if we don't.

 

Expect we'll go ahead and then be shaky as fuck in the later stages of the game. Would be nice to hit 3-0 so that we're covered.

[Andrew 599]

We'll murder these.

[Alex 1,592]

4 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

[adios 685]

[PaddockLad 689]

21 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

 

geddin Andy, nowts each then

 

[Anorthernsoul 389]

22 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

We've murdered a lot of teams at home this season, we've just failed to pick many points up.

[Andrew 599]

They are quite shite though to be fair, unless I missed one their only league win since November was against West Brom.

[Dr Gloom 701]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

They are quite shite though to be fair, unless I missed one their only league win since November was against West Brom.

 

guaranteed to rediscover their form against us then

[ewerk 1,868]

They're not terrible defensively and like us have struggled to score. 

 

4-0 to us.

[Ayatollah Hermione 1,359]

Hopefully Slimani starts and gives us something for the ball to stick to up top. Wouldn't mind seeing Perez start since he seems to be a good luck omen at the minute in terms of us getting points when he starts. Redmond and Long are the kind of players who could (and have) give us a dodgy afternoon if we let them though.

[Noelie 62]

To be honest, I wouldn't be too surprised if we shot ourselves in the foot again with Southampton.  We have a track record of not winning games we should have.

[Dr Gloom 701]

2 minutes ago, Noelie said:

To be honest, I wouldn't be too surprised if we shot ourselves in the foot again with Southampton.  We have a track record of not winning games we should have.

i'm shocked - shocked, i tell thee!

[trophyshy 81]

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT. 

[Kid Dynamite 353]

35 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hopefully Slimani starts and gives us something for the ball to stick to up top. Wouldn't mind seeing Perez start since he seems to be a good luck omen at the minute in terms of us getting points when he starts. Redmond and Long are the kind of players who could (and have) give us a dodgy afternoon if we let them though.

 

Think he’s still out for this one

[Alex 1,592]

Doubt he'd start anyway. But they'd said two weeks initially for the 'latest injury setback' so going off that he'd be available at least. Haven't heard any updates since

[Tdansmith 204]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT. 

[strawb 425]

Think we will beat these, they have been playing a bit bette recently with little goal threat mind.

 

Not sure how it’s a great escape either, we aren’t in the bottom three.

[beatty 24]

Tight game.  Probably be a draw.  Keep us both in the shit.

other teams below us will win to pile on the misery. 

[Noelie 62]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm shocked - shocked, i tell thee!

 

 

Thou be well shocked methinks.

[Ant 202]

Got sent this - for info

 

Quote

 

Scott Westgarth is the boxer who recently died tragically following his fight in Doncaster. Scott was a massive Newcastle United supporter and I wondered if the supporters forum could get the word out to organise a round of applause at the Southampton game, on the 31st min (Scott’s age).

I know he would have loved to have been recognised in this way by his fellow geordies and I’m sure it will give comfort to his family.

Yours in football

Mick - SWFC fan and one of the trainers of Scott

 

 

[trooper 150]

I'd like to see a front 2 of Gayle & Joselu for this 

[ewerk 1,868]

I'd like to see a front two of Gayle and Slimani.

[Dr Gloom 701]

I’d like to see Joselu out of the match day squad 

[Dr Gloom 701]

Gayle and Perez to start, salami to come on after 60 minutes and fire a hattrick on debut.