Salami's sausage-shaking survival specialists V Southampton

[Dr Gloom 9231]

i'm back by popular demand after starting the victorious man u thread. 

i confidently declare we will win by at least two goals. the great escape starts here  

[Rayvin 3568]

Should win, Gloom's fault if we don't.

 

Expect we'll go ahead and then be shaky as fuck in the later stages of the game. Would be nice to hit 3-0 so that we're covered.

[Andrew 2519]

We'll murder these.

[Alex 15504]

4 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

[adios 717]

[PaddockLad 6572]

21 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

 

geddin Andy, nowts each then

 

[Anorthernsoul 886]

22 minutes ago, Andrew said:

We'll murder these.

 

We've murdered a lot of teams at home this season, we've just failed to pick many points up.

[Andrew 2519]

They are quite shite though to be fair, unless I missed one their only league win since November was against West Brom.

[Dr Gloom 9231]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

They are quite shite though to be fair, unless I missed one their only league win since November was against West Brom.

 

guaranteed to rediscover their form against us then

[ewerk 14846]

They're not terrible defensively and like us have struggled to score. 

 

4-0 to us.

[Ayatollah Hermione 8209]

Hopefully Slimani starts and gives us something for the ball to stick to up top. Wouldn't mind seeing Perez start since he seems to be a good luck omen at the minute in terms of us getting points when he starts. Redmond and Long are the kind of players who could (and have) give us a dodgy afternoon if we let them though.

[Noelie 103]

To be honest, I wouldn't be too surprised if we shot ourselves in the foot again with Southampton.  We have a track record of not winning games we should have.

[Dr Gloom 9231]

2 minutes ago, Noelie said:

To be honest, I wouldn't be too surprised if we shot ourselves in the foot again with Southampton.  We have a track record of not winning games we should have.

i'm shocked - shocked, i tell thee!

[trophyshy 2912]

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT. 

[Kid Dynamite 3199]

35 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hopefully Slimani starts and gives us something for the ball to stick to up top. Wouldn't mind seeing Perez start since he seems to be a good luck omen at the minute in terms of us getting points when he starts. Redmond and Long are the kind of players who could (and have) give us a dodgy afternoon if we let them though.

 

Think he’s still out for this one

[Alex 15504]

Doubt he'd start anyway. But they'd said two weeks initially for the 'latest injury setback' so going off that he'd be available at least. Haven't heard any updates since

[Tdansmith 1028]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Seven nout with a Meghan Markle streak at HT. 

[strawb 2168]

Think we will beat these, they have been playing a bit bette recently with little goal threat mind.

 

Not sure how it’s a great escape either, we aren’t in the bottom three.

[beatty 24]

Tight game.  Probably be a draw.  Keep us both in the shit.

other teams below us will win to pile on the misery. 

[Noelie 103]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm shocked - shocked, i tell thee!

 

 

Thou be well shocked methinks.

[trooper 852]

I'd like to see a front 2 of Gayle & Joselu for this 

[ewerk 14846]

I'd like to see a front two of Gayle and Slimani.

[Dr Gloom 9231]

I’d like to see Joselu out of the match day squad 

[Dr Gloom 9231]

Gayle and Perez to start, salami to come on after 60 minutes and fire a hattrick on debut.

[trooper 852]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I'd like to see a front two of Gayle and Slimani.

Rafa said 2-3 weeks last week for Salami