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Reminds me of this funny section from "Disorder In The Court"

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

 

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Anotherone from the same list as I first saw that on:

 

"Was the patient dead when you began the autopsy?"

 

"No, he was sitting up wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him"

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That answer is pure Spike Milligan. :lol:

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