Jump to content

Jamaal's jizz-juggling, trouser snake-shakers v Huddersfield


Dr Gloom
 Share

Recommended Posts

Our survival party starts here. Our lads will romp to a comfortable 3-1 victory, refreshed after our jolly in Belgium with Dummet claiming a hattrick of headers

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

so technically i was right, kind of 

Well it still wasn't in Spain and you're about 300 years too late, but other than that ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Howay lads, lets get this fella a ticket 

I was going to get him a ticket flippantly but he specifically asked for someone to seriously get him a ticket. Fuck that shit. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

The Netto Shelvey is injured, it seems and Slimani may well be fit. Looking for a similar performance to Southampton ideally; come out flying, get one early and get into the possession stat-riding, "plucky underdog"-when-it-suits-them, footballing "philosophy" touting arseholes and send their specky glake of a manager back home to Shitville.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Where in the city centre will have the game on? I've managed to score a ticket but need one for one of the other lads, but need a back-up pub-with-a-stream option should the worse happen.

I'm sure if you ask nicely someone will volunteer to walk you all to the ground, buy you a programme, maybe a hamburger ?  even buy your mate a beer  who's watching in the Hotspur.

You never know, you may get a blow job as well.

Should be a good day

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.