Renton 17628 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, strawb said: Dont know the answers to the issues though mate or I would run for government. Surely this would make you entirely unsuitable for government. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34185 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 7 hours ago, The Fish said: My next purchase after that was pizza and wine, then a comic book movie. This is the 2nd big life event I celebrated on my own while she's off celebrating with her sisters. That is the best kind of night. You can't beat the adrenaline rush brought about by an empty house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26624 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 17:01, ewerk said: I can picture him in the golf club bar with them, pringle jumper tied around his neck, laughing about PPI protection and scotchguard coatings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 8 hours ago, The Fish said: You got my best side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: That is the best kind of night. You can't beat the adrenaline rush brought about by an empty house. A film I can watch safe in the knowledge I won't have to explain it, that bottle of wine we were saving for a special occasion....Jeans swapped for joggers, just in case the mood takes. Glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 41 minutes ago, The Fish said: A film I can watch safe in the knowledge I won't have to explain it, that bottle of wine we were saving for a special occasion....Jeans swapped for joggers, just in case the mood takes. Glorious What the fuck does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 45 minutes ago, Renton said: What the fuck does that mean? Takes longer to whip off the jeans than it does the joggers. So if I get randy I can quickly limp to my masturbatorium and knock one out. A little Barry White on Spotify, Lavender candles lit, one fist full of the Brigadier and the other round the throat of a dead seagull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Fucking hell. That's what feared it meant. Jimmy Savile style easy access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38572 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, Renton said: Fucking hell. That's what feared it meant. Jimmy Savile style easy access. a.k.a. Quadriplegia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30250 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 45 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: a.k.a. Quadriplegia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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