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You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography!  :P

86482[/snapback]

 

various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? :steamtrain:

86525[/snapback]

 

Dwarf porn??

 

Has Wacky got a new job then? :icon_lol:

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You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography!  :P

86482[/snapback]

 

various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? :steamtrain:

86525[/snapback]

 

Dwarf porn??

 

Has Wacky got a new job then? <_<

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He started yesterday, his first job - he had to feltch a goat! :icon_lol::)

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You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography!  :steamtrain:

86482[/snapback]

 

various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? :icon_lol:

86525[/snapback]

 

Dwarf porn??

 

Has Wacky got a new job then? :)

86526[/snapback]

 

He started yesterday, his first job - he had to feltch a goat! <_<:scare:

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Does that mean he had to stick a goat up his arse? :P

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Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio?

 

Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger!

 

Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him!

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Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio?

 

Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger!

 

Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him!

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I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... :P

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Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio?

 

Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger!

 

Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him!

86579[/snapback]

 

I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... :P

86582[/snapback]

 

BUSTED!!!

 

You sick Richard Gere sympathizer! :steamtrain:

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Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio?

 

Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger!

 

Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him!

86579[/snapback]

 

I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... :P

86582[/snapback]

 

worse, much much worse

 

it so bad I dont believe anyone actually does it...

 

You gonna tell them Meenzer?

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You gonna tell them Meenzer?

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Hmm, well, how best to explain?

 

Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue?

 

:P

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You gonna tell them Meenzer?

86588[/snapback]

Hmm, well, how best to explain?

 

Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue?

 

:P

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Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat!

 

Hope it pays well.

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You gonna tell them Meenzer?

86588[/snapback]

Hmm, well, how best to explain?

 

Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue?

 

:P

86590[/snapback]

 

Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat!

 

Hope it pays well.

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nicely put meenzer :icon_lol:

 

question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? :steamtrain:

 

or is it one of the perks?

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You gonna tell them Meenzer?

86588[/snapback]

Hmm, well, how best to explain?

 

Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue?

 

:steamtrain:

86590[/snapback]

 

Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat!

 

Hope it pays well.

86596[/snapback]

 

nicely put meenzer <_<

 

question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? :icon_lol:

 

or is it one of the perks?

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Eh? What do you mean who put the yoghurt in the goat? Meenzer was talking about cleaning the plastic yohurt pot out with your tongue, a disgusting habit at meal times. What are you on about? :P

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Bunch of sickos on this board. :steamtrain:

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Isolated bender on this board. :P

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. :icon_lol:

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Bunch of sickos on this board. :icon_lol:

86607[/snapback]

 

Isolated bender on this board. :steamtrain:

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. <_<

86619[/snapback]

 

Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! :P

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Bunch of sickos on this board. <_<

86607[/snapback]

 

Isolated bender on this board. :icon_lol:

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. :)

86619[/snapback]

 

Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! :P

86621[/snapback]

 

Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. :steamtrain:

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Bunch of sickos on this board. <_<

86607[/snapback]

 

Isolated bender on this board. :icon_lol:

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. :)

86619[/snapback]

 

Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! :P

86621[/snapback]

 

Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. :steamtrain:

86622[/snapback]

 

It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh!

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Bunch of sickos on this board. :)

86607[/snapback]

 

Isolated bender on this board. <_<

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. :scare:

86619[/snapback]

 

Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! :P

86621[/snapback]

 

Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. :steamtrain:

86622[/snapback]

 

It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh!

86634[/snapback]

 

There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho :icon_lol:

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Bunch of sickos on this board. :)

86607[/snapback]

 

Isolated bender on this board. <_<

86616[/snapback]

 

Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. :scare:

86619[/snapback]

 

Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! :P

86621[/snapback]

 

Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. :steamtrain:

86622[/snapback]

 

It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh!

86634[/snapback]

 

There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho :icon_lol:

86644[/snapback]

 

They are obviously true professionals and you a mere arse amatuer!

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