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Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh

 

:lol:

 

Wacky you always make me laugh :)

 

 

Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly :icon_lol:

 

Its gotta help methinks :icon_lol:

So that's where Snakey's going wrong? :icon_lol:

 

Its back to basics for our Snakey :)

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Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh

 

:lol:

 

Wacky you always make me laugh :)

 

 

Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly :icon_lol:

 

Its gotta help methinks :icon_lol:

So that's where Snakey's going wrong? :)

 

:icon_lol:

 

I rely on pure animal instincts :icon_lol:

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Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh

 

:lol:

 

Wacky you always make me laugh :)

 

 

Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly :icon_lol:

 

Its gotta help methinks :icon_lol:

So that's where Snakey's going wrong? :icon_lol:

 

:icon_lol:

 

I rely on pure animal instincts :icon_lol:

 

Wild Boar? :)

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:lol:

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Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh

 

:lol:

 

Wacky you always make me laugh :icon_lol:

 

 

Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly :icon_lol:

 

Its gotta help methinks :)

So that's where Snakey's going wrong? :icon_lol:

 

:icon_lol:

 

I rely on pure animal instincts :icon_lol:

 

Wild Boar? :)

 

Jings, what a put down :):(

 

I was going to start this reply with a 'FUCK ME!' but thought some folk would read that to mean I was too desperate :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:)

 

You're probably right, Wacko :lol:

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:)

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:)

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

 

Denim. The chicks cannit resist it, man.

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:icon_lol:

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

 

Denim. The chicks cannit resist it, man.

 

 

 

Oh Lord! :)

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:icon_lol:

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

 

Denim. The chicks cannit resist it, man.

 

 

 

Oh Lord! :)

 

Think I'll wear my denim shirt tomorrow as Cath and Radg are going to be there. For those who remember the Denim advert - that's what'll be happening tomorrow me thinks :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:icon_lol:

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

 

Denim. The chicks cannit resist it, man.

 

 

 

Oh Lord! :icon_lol:

 

Think I'll wear my denim shirt tomorrow as Cath and Radg are going to be there. For those who remember the Denim advert - that's what'll be happening tomorrow me thinks :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

very attractive i am sure Mr Hips :)

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Could imagine Snakey being the old perv that floats around the office leeching over the young birds, still thinking he's in with a shout but having to settle for a bit fingers and tops at the christmas party with the fat, office bike.

 

 

"you dirty old man farver"

 

:icon_lol:

 

You're probably right, Wacko :)

 

Forgot to add "stinking of Old Spice" :lol:

 

Denim. The chicks cannit resist it, man.

 

 

 

Oh Lord! :icon_lol:

 

Think I'll wear my denim shirt tomorrow as Cath and Radg are going to be there. For those who remember the Denim advert - that's what'll be happening tomorrow me thinks :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

very attractive i am sure Mr Hips :)

 

You better believe it, baby :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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..ly to remain a thing of legend and lore to Wacky.

 

a party, the more you bring to it, the more you enjoy it.

 

a bank job; in and out leave no trace.

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Chess (not in the boring way)

 

If you concentrate on your moves, rather than rushing in, you'll get what you want in the end

 

Spacker :hiya:

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Wicked blud, done it nuff timez.

 

So you 'say' to everyone on cyberland. Clear real life mega-virgin, never been kissed, imo.

 

 

I am indeed a mega-virgin and proud. Sex before marriage is for sinners who will burn in hell.

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