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Sex is like.....................able :lol:

 

You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails??????

 

Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :):icon_lol::)

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Sex is like.....................able :lol:

 

You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails??????

 

Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :)

You're a fucking disgrace man. :):icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Sex is like.....................able :lol:

 

You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails??????

 

Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :)

 

:icon_lol:

 

 

Jesus, wearing a football shirt to bed, either Toon or Torquay, would definitely NOT put hubby in the mood!!! :)

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Sex is like.....................able :lol:

 

You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails??????

 

Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :)

 

:icon_lol:

 

 

Jesus, wearing a football shirt to bed, either Toon or Torquay, would definitely NOT put hubby in the mood!!! :)

 

As I said, you take it off first !!! :icon_lol:

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Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh

 

:lol:

 

Wacky you always make me laugh :)

 

 

Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly :icon_lol:

 

Its gotta help methinks :icon_lol:

So that's where Snakey's going wrong? :)

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