The Fish 8977 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of a "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things. Edited January 31, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of an "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things. 86663[/snapback] Barely constitute 'sexual practices' like do they? More like GBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh 86638[/snapback] Not to mention your index finger. 86640[/snapback] well they didnt get up there by magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of an "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things. 86663[/snapback] Heard of the Rasberry ripple but not the Angry Dragon! Wacky gives him lass a similar kind of humiliation, he calls it the Flora treatment. Nothing really sexual, he just get a slice of bread with flora spread on it and drags it down his lasses face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh 86638[/snapback] Where did you get yours from? Mine are 2nd hand, I swapped my wanking spanners for Wacky's love eggs. 86649[/snapback] Home made. A Kinder surprise and a bluebottle. Needs to be changed every 1/2 hour or so but more environmentally friendly than batteries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of a "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things. 86663[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Barely constitute 'sexual practices' like do they? More like GBH. 86667[/snapback] not my pocket o' pennies like, but the guy who told me, said (and I swear) "No, no mate, some girls like that shit" .... I just don't get how it's.... arousing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Barely constitute 'sexual practices' like do they? More like GBH. 86667[/snapback] not my pocket o' pennies like, but the guy who told me, said (and I swear) "No, no mate, some girls like that shit" .... I just don't get how it's.... arousing... 86677[/snapback] Thats blatantly a heap of shite like! Were you speaking to him behind a glass screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I was his one phone call tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I would imagine that you'd have about as much luck getting a lass to do that as you would a 'Dirty Sanchez' tbh. The thing is like, the 'some lasses like it' line doesn't really wash, you need two sick fucking individuals for something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? 86688[/snapback] You never need them Edited January 31, 2006 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17719 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 So what is it called when you stick a hamster in a sock up your arse then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) I would imagine that you'd have about as much luck getting a lass to do that as you would a 'Dirty Sanchez' tbh. The thing is like, the 'some lasses like it' line doesn't really wash, you need two sick fucking individuals for something like that. 86683[/snapback] Wacky & Smooth. These online sessions end in wrong-angry-man-love tbh. Edited January 31, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 So what is it called when you stick a hamster in a sock up your arse then? 86711[/snapback] A hamster would need four socks, shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where's meenzer when we need advice on this sort of thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 This thread feels so wrong. But at the same time; so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where's meenzer when we need advice on this sort of thing 86722[/snapback] Pets-R-Us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where's meenzer when we need advice on this sort of thing 86722[/snapback] Pets-R-Us 86725[/snapback] As if. (I breed them myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? 86688[/snapback] Right here son, but I'll be off soon to try out my new found games on her indoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? 86688[/snapback] Right here son, but I'll be off soon to try out my new found games on her indoors. 86736[/snapback] Wacky's playing catcher the neet then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? 86688[/snapback] You never need them 86695[/snapback] Aye you just desire them tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 where is SMO and Wacky when you need em? 86688[/snapback] You never need them 86695[/snapback] Aye you just desire them tbh. 86742[/snapback] Or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 talking about suspect sexual practises has anybody heard of a "Raspberry Ripple" apparently it's where you spunk onto a girls face, then punch her in the nose so it bleeds, then... well swirl your finger about in the ensuing mblood/muck mix... that and the "Angry Dragon" where you fill her mouth with your generous offer, then twat her on the back of her head so it sprays out her nose... I think they're bollocks meself, but I've been assured they're real. figured I'd ask you lot rather than tainting my impeccable google search engine with dorty dorty sex things. 86663[/snapback] In Viz they've started making up sexual practices in the profaniasaurus, such as boiling your eggs and the walrus. A prize for anyone who can accurately describe them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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