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2007 Razzies

 

Worst Picture

BASIC INSTINCT 2

BLOODRAYNE

LADY IN THE WATER

LITTLE MAN

WICKER MAN

 

Worst Actor

Tim Allen / THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE, THE SHAGGY DOG & ZOOM

Nicolas Cage / WICKER MAN

Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) / LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR

Rob Schneider / BENCHWARMERS & LITTLE MAN

Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans / LITTLE MAN

 

Worst Actress

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS

Lindsay Lohan / JUST MY LUCK

Kristanna Loken / BLOODRAYNE

Jessica Simpson / EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Sharon Stone / BASIC INSTINCT 2

 

Worst Supporting Actress

Kate Bosworth / SUPERMAN RETURNS

Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER & RV

Carmen Electra / DATE MOVIE & SCARY MOVIE

Jenny McCarthy / JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE

Michelle Rodriguez / BLOODRAYNE

 

Worst Screenplay

BASIC INSTINCT 2

BLOODRAYNE

LADY IN THE WATER

LITTLE MAN

WICKER MAN

 

Worst Screen Couple

Tim Allen & Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE

Nicolas Cage & his bear suit / WICKER MAN

Hilary & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS

Sharon Stone's breasts / BASIC INSTINCT 2

Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN

 

Worst Remake or Rip-Off

LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")

PINK PANTHER

POSEIDON

THE SHAGGY DOG

WICKER MAN

 

Worst Prequel or Sequel

BASIC INSTINCT 2

BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2

GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES

SANTA CLAUSE 3

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING

 

Worst Excuse for a Family Film

DECK THE HALLS

GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES

SANTA CLAUSE 3

THE SHAGGY DOG

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youre right there happy face, morricone was a class composer.

 

not just for the obvious spaghetti westerns but for stuff like deus irae psychadilae etc etc...

 

 

Red Sonja is where he did his best work.

 

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That's Mission Impossible.

 

Never man, that's...

 

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return to coda

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I'm talking about the old ad that used to be on in the cinema with that old geezer and his re-usable condom that he used to call Geronimo. :lol:

 

 

passed me by I'm afraid.............................................

 

;):pmsl::taunt:

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It was a classic. I must have been about 14 and it always raised a giggle. ;) Am I the only one that remembers it?

 

Aye :lol:

 

Are you sure you didn't dream it?

 

It was in the period just after my mam and dad divorced when EVERY Sunday without fail (unless we'd exhausted all the PG/15 films) we would go for Sunday dinner and to the pictures with my dad, so I probably overdosed on it tbh.

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It was a classic. I must have been about 14 and it always raised a giggle. ;) Am I the only one that remembers it?

 

Aye :lol:

 

Are you sure you didn't dream it?

 

It was in the period just after my mam and dad divorced when EVERY Sunday without fail (unless we'd exhausted all the PG/15 films) we would go for Sunday dinner and to the pictures with my dad, so I probably overdosed on it tbh.

 

Are you sure your dad didn't just take you to a darkened room to visit your dodgy uncle and his "Geronimo"?

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It was a classic. I must have been about 14 and it always raised a giggle. :pmsl: Am I the only one that remembers it?

 

Aye :lol:

 

Are you sure you didn't dream it?

 

It was in the period just after my mam and dad divorced when EVERY Sunday without fail (unless we'd exhausted all the PG/15 films) we would go for Sunday dinner and to the pictures with my dad, so I probably overdosed on it tbh.

 

Are you sure your dad didn't just take you to a darkened room to visit your dodgy uncle and his "Geronimo"?

 

;)

 

AM TELLUN ME DAD!1111

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It was a classic. I must have been about 14 and it always raised a giggle. ;) Am I the only one that remembers it?

 

I remember it...

 

:lol: Good man.

 

I also remember not quite getting it the first time i saw it. "What was all that about?" :pmsl:

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And the winners are...

 

2007 Razzies

 

Worst Picture

BASIC INSTINCT 2

 

 

Worst Actor

Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans / LITTLE MAN

 

Worst Actress

Sharon Stone / BASIC INSTINCT 2

 

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra / DATE MOVIE & SCARY MOVIE

 

Worst Screenplay

BASIC INSTINCT 2

 

 

Worst Screen Couple

Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN

(a shame that the best ever nomination missed out: Sharon Stone's breasts / BASIC INSTINCT 2)

 

Worst Remake or Rip-Off

LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")

 

Worst Prequel or Sequel

BASIC INSTINCT 2

 

 

Worst Excuse for a Family Film

RV

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The Queen - Hmmmm, not bad but not exactly oscartastic :razz:

 

I liked Marie Antoinette :razz: If she had got her wabs oot I would have pestered my chums in Hollywoodland to give her an Oscar. As she didn't, I'll just have to give her one myself!! :rolleyes:

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Main winners for your perusal......

 

 

Best picture

The Departed

 

Best director

Martin Scorsese, The Departed

 

Best actor

Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

 

Best actress

Helen Mirren, The Queen

 

Best supporting actress

Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

 

Best supporting actor

Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine

 

Best foreign language film

Das Leben der Anderen (aka The Lives of Others), Germany

 

Best animated feature film

Happy Feet

 

Best adapted screenplay

The Departed

 

Best original screenplay

Little Miss Sunshine

 

Best visual effects

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

 

Best cinematography

Pan's Labyrinth

 

Best art direction

Pan's Labyrinth

 

Best film editing

The Departed

 

Honorary Award

Ennio Morricone

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Main winners for your perusal......

 

 

Best picture

The Departed

 

Best director

Martin Scorsese, The Departed

 

Best actor

Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

 

Best actress

Helen Mirren, The Queen

 

Best supporting actress

Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

 

Best supporting actor

Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine

 

Best foreign language film

Das Leben der Anderen (aka The Lives of Others), Germany

 

Best animated feature film

Happy Feet

 

Best adapted screenplay

The Departed

 

Best original screenplay

Little Miss Sunshine

 

Best visual effects

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

 

Best cinematography

Pan's Labyrinth

 

Best art direction

Pan's Labyrinth

 

Best film editing

The Departed

 

Honorary Award

Ennio Morricone

About time. :naughty::lol:;):razz:B)

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