sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? 87230[/snapback] Since when are you Dutch? 87232[/snapback] Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] I'm only up to fucking 'S' man! Anyway, I don't think he's that arsed about no sex before marriage, it's just she's a right fucking cock teaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? 87230[/snapback] Since when are you Dutch? 87232[/snapback] Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] I'm only up to fucking 'S' man! Anyway, I don't think he's that arsed about no sex before marriage, it's just she's a right fucking cock teaser. 87245[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? 87230[/snapback] Since when are you Dutch? 87232[/snapback] Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] I'm only up to fucking 'S' man! Anyway, I don't think he's that arsed about no sex before marriage, it's just she's a right fucking cock teaser. 87245[/snapback] 87247[/snapback] Don't shoot the messanger you two showers of shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] Oh, I was looking for a Dutch-English dictionary: zuffle v. To wipe your cock on the curtain after having sex, usually in a posh bird's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] Oh, I was looking for a Dutch-English dictionary: zuffle v. To wipe your cock on the curtain after having sex, usually in a posh bird's house. 87249[/snapback] Ah great! You've just spoiled the ending! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Ah great! You've just spoiled the ending! 87251[/snapback] ze butler did it tbh. Edited February 1, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Ah great! You've just spoiled the ending! 87251[/snapback] ze butler did it tbh. 87253[/snapback] He doesnt speak dutch tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Stayed at a mates house who was a student. he lived in the same house as this girl who had done the dirty on another mate of ours. We drank for ages and I stayed and slept on her bed. Having the great idea in the morning of removing the pillow case knocking one off on the pillow and carefully replacing pillow case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 ...and only two calories per serving.....a weightwatchers dream ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 There is that infamous story about a university biology class where the lecturer is discussing the glucose content in sperm. Not believing the lecturer one of the female students raises her hand and asks "if there is so much glucose in sperm, how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Realising what she has just done as the class breaks into fits of laughter, she gets up and makes for the door, only to hear the lecturer respond, "that's because your sweet tastebuds are on the tip of your tongue!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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