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Which part of Tyneside of you from?

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46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. 

It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite. 

 

Are you that grumpy old twat that lives on the other side of Rockall from me?

 

Wi-Fi is shit here isn't it? 

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1 hour ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

I think the word is Cesspit 

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3 hours ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

I'm not telling you, you might burgle my house.

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4 hours ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

 

Wow, you live there? I live just west of you.

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3 hours ago, Radgina said:

I think the word is Cesspit 

 

Fuck are you doing here all of a sudden? Welcome back! :D

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

"Survivor's guide". :icon_lol:

 

Fucking cunts. I'd take the whole lot out with a flamethrower or chain gun. But no, that's illegal apparently.

 

One day monkey's fist is going to be bang raped by a possy of black backed butchers and is going to give birth to feathered monkey wrapped in eggshell. Painfully out his arse. Let's see whose laughing then. Me, that's who. 

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:lol:  Fucking hell.  Enjoying some refreshments this fine evening?  

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12 minutes ago, Renton said:

bang raped

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

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3 minutes ago, adios said:

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock. 

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4 minutes ago, adios said:

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

 

 

I thought bang was a noise, or a hairstyle.:)

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock. 

The avatar, man.  :lol:  

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