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Just debating some chants for tomorrow with a lad at work. Best we could come up with...

 

We've Glenn Roeder

He had a Brain Tumour.

He's alright now.

He's alright now.

 

or

 

We've got Glenn Roeder,

he's not Gerhard Schroeder.

one's chancellor,

one's met me da!

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You put your left leg in..

Your left leg out

In! Out! In! Out!

Shake it all about

You do the Roeder shuffle and you turn around..

that's what it's all about!

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Quick feet, shoulder dropped, RA RA RA!

 

:doubleact:

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Knocked this one up double quick:

 

Is this the Roeder to relegation,

We'll be weeping like Souness,

Dreaming dreams of staying up,

Where Sven Goran Eriksson waits for us!

 

(To the tune of Amarillo is you're a bit slow) :doubleact:

Edited by Smooth Operator

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You put your left leg in..

Your left leg out

In! Out! In! Out!

Shake it all about

You do the Roeder shuffle and you turn around..

that's what it's all about!

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Wooooooh do the Roeder shuffle

Quick feet, shoulder dropped, RA RA RA!

 

:o

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If I hear that on Saturday, I'm holding you personally responsible! :doubleact:

 

(actually, it's not that bad! :suicide:)

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If I here it on Saturday, I'm gonna lob something at SLP.

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I'm gonna pass song sheets to the lads at the back. I expect the whole NE corner to be doing it by 3:15pm. :doubleact:

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If I here it on Saturday, I'm gonna lob something at SLP.

88772[/snapback]

 

I'm gonna pass song sheets to the lads at the back. I expect the whole NE corner to be doing it by 3:15pm. :o

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It'll be a paper dart then :doubleact:

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There's only one Glenn Roeder assisted by one Alan Shearer

One Glenn Roeder assisted by Alan Shearer

Walking along

Singing a song

Walking in a Glenn Roeder assisted by Alan Shearer wonderland

 

:doubleact:

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If I here it on Saturday, I'm gonna lob something at SLP.

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"hear it" tbh

 

 

:doubleact:

 

 

Not Sven, Goran

not Sven Goran Eriksson

It's Roeder, It's Roeder

 

Don't Shout you'll pop yer stitching

(to the tune of "Referees a wanker"

 

 

Glen Glenm, he's our man, if he can't do it... it's down the the poor morale at the club, and lady luck and injuries and poor pitch and dodgy climate and a lack of "Proper Players" and too much expectation around the club and the fishbowl mentality of the north east football fans...

 

 

We don't want Glen Roeder

We want Martin-bliddy-O'Neill

(to the tune of that dance song in the charts at the monet... "I don't want your body".. or something.

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If I here it on Saturday, I'm gonna lob something at SLP.

88772[/snapback]

 

 

"hear it" tbh

 

 

:doubleact:

 

 

Not Sven, Goran

not Sven Goran Eriksson

It's Roeder, It's Roeder

 

Don't Shout you'll pop yer stitching

(to the tune of "Referees a wanker"

 

 

Glen Glenm, he's our man, if he can't do it... it's down the the poor morale at the club, and lady luck and injuries and poor pitch and dodgy climate and a lack of "Proper Players" and too much expectation around the club and the fishbowl mentality of the north east football fans...

 

 

We don't want Glen Roeder

We want Martin-bliddy-O'Neill

(to the tune of that dance song in the charts at the monet... "I don't want your body".. or something.

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If I lobbed something at you, you'd eat it tbh.

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..you're thinking of SMO mate

 

you lob anything at me and I'll slap an injunction order on you so fast you'll not have time to put the lobbing limb back in your pants tbh

 

 

Glen Roeder is Fucking Brilliant

He will not get £50 Million

He'll save us from relegation

Then He'll improve race relations

 

 

not sure about the last line like...but I have faith in the man.. :doubleact:

Edited by Geordie Fish

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If I here it on Saturday, I'm gonna lob something at SLP.

88772[/snapback]

 

 

"hear it" tbh

 

 

:o

 

 

Not Sven, Goran

not Sven Goran Eriksson

It's Roeder, It's Roeder

 

Don't Shout you'll pop yer stitching

(to the tune of "Referees a wanker"

 

 

Glen Glenm, he's our man, if he can't do it... it's down the the poor morale at the club, and lady luck and injuries and poor pitch and dodgy climate and a lack of "Proper Players" and too much expectation around the club and the fishbowl mentality of the north east football fans...

 

 

We don't want Glen Roeder

We want Martin-bliddy-O'Neill

(to the tune of that dance song in the charts at the monet... "I don't want your body".. or something.

88790[/snapback]

Glenn tbh :doubleact:

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To the tune of que sera sera

 

When I saw Souness get the sack

I asked me Fatha, who will it be?

Will it be Alan? Will it be Sam?

Here’s what he said to me

Glenn Roeder, Roeder

Is who it will be, will be

He must still need head surgery

Glenn Roeder, Roeder

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To the tune of que sera sera

 

When I saw Souness get the sack

I asked me Fatha, who will it be?

Will it be Alan? Will it be Sam?

Here’s what he said to me

Glenn Roeder, Roeder

Is who it will be, will be

He must still need head surgery

Glenn Roeder, Roeder

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:doubleact:

 

Lots of work going on in that office today.

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Played centre half where he used to do the shuffle

Had a brain tumour that made him see a double

Now he's in charge cos the club are in a trouble

Heeeeeeeeeeey it's Glenn Roeder...aaaye!

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Played centre half where he used to do the shuffle

Had a brain tumour that made him see a double

Now he's in charge cos the club are in a trouble

Heeeeeeeeeeey it's Glenn Roeder...aaaye!

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:doubleact:

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Played centre half where he used to do the shuffle

Had a brain tumour that made him see a double

Now he's in charge cos the club are in a trouble

Heeeeeeeeeeey it's Glenn Roeder...aaaye!

88826[/snapback]

 

This may also be accompanied by a dance.

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Played centre half where he used to do the shuffle

Had a brain tumour that made him see a double

Now he's in charge cos the club are in a trouble

Heeeeeeeeeeey it's Glenn Roeder...aaaye!

88826[/snapback]

 

This may also be accompanied by a dance.

88829[/snapback]

 

:doubleact:

 

I actually quite like that and Happy Face's.

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Played centre half where he used to do the shuffle

Had a brain tumour that made him see a double

Now he's in charge cos the club are in a trouble

Heeeeeeeeeeey it's Glenn Roeder...aaaye!

88826[/snapback]

 

This may also be accompanied by a dance.

88829[/snapback]

 

Fuck me gently, I never thought the Macarena could be made popular! :doubleact:

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