Rondon's Raging Rump Rubbers v Manchester United

[sammynb 65]

Oh the fucking apathy.

Can see nothing but absolute dry bumming coming NUFC's way.

[Alex 1,465]

Could barely give two fucks tbh

[wykikitoon 230]

What Alex said. 

[Dr Gloom 653]

couldn’t have really picked a worse time to play them 

[ewerk 1,621]

They’re due a loss.

[zerosum 137]

Never know we might grind out a draw if rafa picks the right team. Probably not, but hopeful!

[Howmanheyman 990]

I do give a fuck but we'll get beat. What'll make it worse is we'll be in with a chance at some point and the ref will make a bad, crucial decision in their favour. 

Edited January 2 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 1,117]

21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I do give a fuck but we'll get beat. What'll make it worse is we'll be in with a chance at some point and the ref will make a bad, crucial decision in their favour. 

 

Aye, this is an absolute certainty. The fun part is guessing just what form the bad decision will take. I’m plumping for an incorrectly ruled offside

[Howmanheyman 990]

27 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Aye, this is an absolute certainty. The fun part is guessing just what form the bad decision will take. I’m plumping for an incorrectly ruled offside

That's as good a shout as any but I'm going for wrongly given pen to truly twist the knife in the wound of the one not given to us down there. That was a piss take and a half as he didn't even give a corner.

[TheGingerQuiff 688]

It'll be failure to show a second yellow card to someone like Smalling in the 3-3 

[Howmanheyman 990]

12 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

It'll be failure to show a second yellow card to someone like Smalling in the 3-3 

Against Arsenal and Man U, the failure to correctly yellow card players thus sparing them a sending off later in the game, doesn't really count as a bad decision as it's virtually part of the official laws of the game now.

[sammynb 65]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Could barely give two fucks tbh

 

The lasting legacy of the fat cunts ownership.

 

42 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

That's as good a shout as any but I'm going for wrongly given pen to truly twist the knife in the wound of the one not given to us down there. That was a piss take and a half as he didn't even give a corner.

 

Plus a 2nd yellow card for the defender that makes the challenge as their forward throws themselves to the ground around the 65 minute.

[TheGingerQuiff 688]

When was the last time an opposition player got sent off in one of our games?

[Renton 492]

42 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

When was the last time an opposition player got sent off in one of our games?

Wasn't it mentioned here not long ago it was 5 years ago? 

 

I'm supposed to be going tonight. If we go 2 down, I'm off home. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 1,117]

I think tonight without a red card for a Man Utd player would make it 150 games.

 

So, 150 games

[essembeeofsunderland 126]

Ashley Young. Their number 1 shithouse. 

0 v 4.

The Hoss will be fuckin hopeless again.

Lascelles will give a penalty away. 

Remember where you heard it first. 

[Dr Gloom 653]

I was planning to watch it with my little boy but don’t want to ruin the end of his holiday

Edited January 2 by Dr Gloom

[Anorthernsoul 331]

OMG I really can't wait for this! 

[zerosum 137]

I’m looking forward to it too, doesn’t sound like anyone else is! 

[essembeeofsunderland 126]

I'm still on holiday so a few beers after the game may sooth the pain a little. 

[Monkeys Fist 1,122]

22 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

I'm still on holiday so a few beers after the game may sooth the pain a little. 

How’s the weather in Teeside? 

[Noelie 60]

10 hours ago, Alex said:

Could barely give two fucks tbh

 

 

Yeah, first one probably leaves you plumb tuckered out sunshine.

[Alex 1,465]

7 minutes ago, Noelie said:

 

 

Yeah, first one probably leaves you plumb tuckered out sunshine.

Your balls must’ve been ready to burst given how long you had to wait to knock one out over a goal by Mitrovic 

[Howay 771]

Pogba vs our likely midfield of Diame and Hayden will be absolutely painful to watch. 

[Tom 398]

MAN UNITED ARE BACK etc etc*

 

 

 

 

*till the players get sick of the new manager