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Sun's out and driving through Chillingham Road I saw my first sunshine charva of this summer bouncing along with his lass in finest tracka bottoms and no shirt. Skinny, (natch), with shaved back and sides and mop of hair on the top with shit tattoos and a spotty back. 

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2 hours ago, Sonatine said:

Extra charva marks if he had his trackie bottoms tucked into his socks

 

Got to be wearing those hideous Nike trainers, hockling randomly on the pavement, and speaking with that unintelligible nasal jawdee. Bonus points for an ankle tag. 

 

 

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What about the heatproof charvas? 

29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. 

 

Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace …

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On 27/06/2019 at 21:57, Monkeys Fist said:

What about the heatproof charvas? 

29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. 

 

Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace …

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'Heatproof charvas' :lol:

 

David Attenborough could do a voiceover on both and describe how  both species of charva differentiate from their close relative. 

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21 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot :lol: 

:lol: The best part is one of the first insults he’d hurl at you if he saw you looking at him would be dafty or daft cunt. 

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On 29/06/2019 at 13:42, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot :lol: 

Was he not wearing a pair of gloves? 

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