Jump to content

Coronavirus


Anorthernsoul
 Share

Recommended Posts

I've left the house properly for the first time since the 4th of March and travelled into London to spend the weekend with my lass. The train was fine at this time of day as I'd planned but I walked from Liverpool Street to Barbican which stressed the fuck out of me due to the proportion of non-distancing cunts.

 

Hotels are a bit of a fuck on but they seem to have it sussed generally - I might see how the restaurant experience is later. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To offer a bit of balance, I’ve spent 4 months working in a hospital full of COVID patients and sitting in an office full of people not wearing masks, and I’ve still not caught the fucker. Highly unlikely you will catch it bumping into someone in the street or standing next to someone in a shop 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Had Ma Fist, and my brother and his family round this afternoon for a BBQ and drinks for my birthday. 
Really nice having some social interaction after so long… and some beers too. 
Got two casks from Northern Alchemy which went down well. 
If we all die of Lurgy, totally worth it :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Had Ma Fist, and my brother and his family round this afternoon for a BBQ and drinks for my birthday. 
Really nice having some social interaction after so long… and some beers too. 
Got two casks from Northern Alchemy which went down well. 
If we all die of Lurgy, totally worth it :lol:

 

Happy Birthday mate! Enjoy.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple". :lol: That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

  • Haha 2
  • Jaysus... 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fucking hell :lol:

Everytime one of these loons pops their head up I’m amazed they exist.

A lass on my Facebook reckons, Bill Gates made Covid in a Chinese lab to profit from the vaccine.

Same bloke who donated billions of his personal wealth to wipe out polio :) 

  • Haha 1
  • Jaysus... 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple". :lol: That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

 

Ask her where she learned the word "sheeple" from. Sounds a lot like mind control to me.

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

59 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Ask her where she learned the word "sheeple" from. Sounds a lot like mind control to me.

It was fop

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple". :lol: That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

 

If you do make it up with her, do a shit in her knickers drawer. A bit weird I know, but certainly appropriate. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple". :lol: That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

Do you need some bleach?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

No covid antibodies detected. For those of you that ordered spunk shots, let me know if you still want them. 

My mam had the same test had a confirmed case of Covid and she had no antibodies either. 

So maybe we’re all screwed forever

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.