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You can call 119 and they’ll sort you out.

Im clinically vulnerable but for some reason wasn’t on the government list. So they had to speak to Drs surgery and make sure I wasn’t bullshitting them.

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Out of the blue phone call from my GP's surgery just now - would I like a covid vaccine? - just resisted the "fuck yes" and settled for yes, please. 

 

Booked in for next Friday afternoon. 

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I've been offered my first dose even though none of the myriad things that are wrong with me should theoretically be enough to put me on any kind of priority list. Anecdotally they're properly flying through the patient lists in some places and being fairly sluggish in others, though, so it just might be that. After that story about the 6cm bloke yesterday I'm expecting to turn up and be told they still have my booze weight on their records and I should fuck off home though. :lol: 

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54 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Absolutely mental that I haven't got my vaccination appointment yet. The hit to global morale if I get this thing is not even worth thinking about. 


You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” :D ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things..

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20 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS.

 

Tom wants them all back in the pub ffs. Imagine if it kicked off if someone spilt someone's inhaler or something. 

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11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” :D ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things..

 

:lol:

I think I might be in the Probably Already Immune Sexual Innovator category. 

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47 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Kids are for clowns. As all of you whining fucks have discovered over the course of the past year. :lol:

 

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From the lad about to do a Cummings to pick up another furry shit-machine, requiring constant feeding and poop retrieval,  in return  for it parking it’s hoop on your face to wake you up. 
 

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Wait a fucking minute. I've got a pacemaker. It's just taken me 7 fucking months to get covered for life and critical illness cos most of these dicks just point blank won't insure people with a pacemaker even though it has literally cured the problem I had. 

 

How the fuck am I not getting an offer of an early vaccination?! 

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