Coronavirus

[PaddockLad 14583]

I was pole axed after my first Pfizer 

 

Second jab passed without incident..

[Ayatollah Hermione 12766]

Aye, the second passed fine for me. It was essentially a full and frank apology for having chinned me the first time.

[Alex 30376]

1 hour ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

I had Moderna earlier today. 

 

Did anyone get any side effects from Moderna/Pfizer?

Slightly sore / stiff arm for a day or two with the moderna for me but nothing else. 

[Isegrim 8870]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Slightly sore / stiff arm for a day or two with the moderna for me but nothing else. 

Isn’t a wanking arm rather a side effect from a Pfizer product?

[Billy Whitehurst 790]

Cheers lads!

 

You’ve all convinced that it’s perfectly fine to go for a few pints tonight so I thank for that.

[Alex 30376]

42 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Isn’t a wanking arm rather a side effect from a Pfizer product?

It was my left arm. I specifically asked for it to not be my wanking arm

[Alex 30376]

Oh, I get it now 

[Renton 17745]

Who takes Viagra to have a wank?!

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

People with too much money

[Renton 17745]

That's just spaffing money up the wall. 

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Who takes Viagra to have a wank?!

 

 

[Tom 13836]

Zero side effects from the second jab. Result.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Fucking hell, you're younger than me aren't you? 

[Tom 13836]

I am 53

[ewerk 26284]

3 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Fucking hell, you're younger than me aren't you? 

I’m 12 you fucking pervert.

[Isegrim 8870]

I’m half a moderna guy now, second jab in six weeks.

Will the vaccine still work now that Bill and Melinda are splitting up?

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

4 hours ago, Isegrim said:

I’m half a moderna guy now, second jab in six weeks.

Will the vaccine still work now that Bill and Melinda are splitting up?

Aye, but you’ll need to let Dave from India have access to your pc to update the settings. 
 

[RobinRobin 9197]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye, but you’ll need to let Dave from India have access to your pc to update the settings. 
 

Just don't let Ant do it (© LM)

[Tom 13836]

On 04/05/2021 at 10:30, Isegrim said:

I’m half a moderna guy now, second jab in six weeks.

Will the vaccine still work now that Bill and Melinda are splitting up?

 

I feel kind of guilty. Just after my second jab I sat down to watch Newcastle play arsenal.

 

Must have been the final straw for Mrs Gates 

[ewerk 26284]

On 20/04/2020 at 20:20, Renton said:

 

I fundamentally disagree. Problem is this is global, every country in the world will go into recession at the same time. There will be very little demand to drive recovery. Already the average family are down £500 a month. Certain sectors are facing oblivion. In fact maybe most. Tourism and leisure, honestly think it may take a decade to get back. Retail, construction, a lot of manufacturing. Then add Brexit on top. Yipee. 

You didn't know shit then and you don't know shit now, motherfucker.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57008220

[Kid Dynamite 5903]

I miss Renton's lighthearted predictions from this time last year 

[Renton 17745]

26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I miss Renton's lighthearted predictions from this time last year 

 

I mean, its been a walk in the park and the predictions listed there by ewerk were completely wrong, right? It's been worse than even I predicted. Yes, there will be a bounce back naturally, from a very low base, but some sectors have been wiped out and equality is worse than ever before. The NHS is going to struggle for years to come, indirect deaths and morbidity due to disruption will continue for years. National debt is off the scale and the excuse for a century of austerity. ANd Brexit has barely begun. Other than that its hunky dory I guess. 

[ewerk 26284]

I agreed with you on the death toll, I disagreed on the long term economic impact. I've a 100% track record in predictions and I'm telling you that now is the time to cheer up.

[Dr Gloom 19813]

27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I agreed with you on the death toll, I disagreed on the long term economic impact. I've a 100% track record in predictions and I'm telling you that now is the time to cheer up.

alright, ugly mackems

[ewerk 26284]

Like I'd be caught dead in a Labour Club.