Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 38703]

12 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Off for.a wank in the hills to clear my mind now. And, btw, there are no fucking seagulls here. 

I’m surprised you’ve got any energy left 

[Kid Dynamite 5899]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't even make it to lunchtime before the u-turn came. They're both isolating now. Unfuckingreal, these cunts. 

 

Beyond parody now. Worrying that no-one in the government had enough foresight to think it might go down like a fart in a lift for the PM to dodge his isolation period.
 

Very surprised they didn't just refuse to answer questions on it and do it anyway. That's normally what happens 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hope this doesn't damage the pilot scheme 

[Dr Gloom 19791]

A sobering thread

[Blastronaut 1236]

9 hours ago, trooper said:

So tomorrow Boris will declare " Freedom Day" while in isolation. You really couldn't make this shit up 

 

The Health Secretary who wouldn't wear a mask has covid. The Prime Minister and Chancellor tried and failed to worm their way out of having to isolate.

 

If Calsberg did Freedom Day..........

Edited July 18, 2021 by Blastronaut

[trooper 940]

Today is Boris's "Freedumb Day" he'll be isolating btw 😁

[Rayvin 4963]

I'm not intending to change anything I've been doing because I have absolutely no trust in the government on any level and have seen no convincing data to make me think this is anything other than a political stunt that will cost lives.

 

But let's hope, for the sake of people's lives, that Johnson has got this right.

[Dr Gloom 19791]

fibre at leeds looks fucking dreadful btw

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57882029

[Gemmill 34366]

Let them dance. The world will be just fine without clubbers. 

[Howmanheyman 26740]

Gemmill still haunted by working for a while in tux2.

[Gemmill 34366]

 

It was Bliss. The one on Market Street. Fuck that place and all the clowns that frequented it. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12757]

Another day, not so much as a peep from my Track and Trace app. This is criminal, I was out in Tynemouth all day Saturday and by 8 o’clock, the place looked like a scene out of Dawn of the Dead. I should be pinging off the hook. Give me the time off, @CovidApp

[Meenzer 14030]

Wiv the angles now xox

 

 

[Howmanheyman 26740]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

It was Bliss. The one on Market Street. Fuck that place and all the clowns that frequented it. 

Same one, different name.  (This clown went to both incarnations on occasions with mates who were even bigger clowns).

[Howmanheyman 26740]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

It was Bliss. The one on Market Street. Fuck that place and all the clowns that frequented it. 

So you enjoyed it after all? 

[Gemmill 34366]

If you were there at any point between 1994 and 1997, then it's very likely I served you. Probably hated you for having the nerve to order drinks as well. 

 

I hope you weren't the lad who told me "I'm the sort of bloke that comes back with a gun..." cos I made him wait his turn for a drink, and an hour later kept true to his word.

 

They locked the front door and the bouncers all came running into the club, the soft cunts. 

[Howmanheyman 26740]

Possibly 94 at the latest. We never got into a fight coming out of there which I put down to either a miracle or more likely there was too many of us. Always looked dodgy as fuck with a East end/West end/ any fucker else wariness of other groups.  (Can't say I'd love to go back although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have the odd good night in there. You want a medal the size of a frying pan working in there).

[PaddockLad 14574]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If you were there at any point between 1994 and 1997, then it's very likely I served you. Probably hated you for having the nerve to order drinks as well. 

 

I hope you weren't the lad who told me "I'm the sort of bloke that comes back with a gun..." cos I made him wait his turn for a drink, and an hour later kept true to his word.

 

They locked the front door and the bouncers all came running into the club, the soft cunts. 

 

Aye it was him Gem, he's always bragging about it  

[Gemmill 34366]

I was waiting on the dance floor in Karate Kid crane pose, but the bouncers wouldn't open the door. 

[Howmanheyman 26740]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

 

Aye it was him Gem, he's always bragging about it  

 

Fuckin hard barman, or SO-CALLED FUCKIN HARD BARMAN. Shitein it. 

[Gemmill 34366]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Possibly 94 at the latest. We never got into a fight coming out of there which I put down to either a miracle or more likely there was too many of us. Always looked dodgy as fuck with a East end/West end/ any fucker else wariness of other groups.  (Can't say I'd love to go back although I'd be lying if I said I didn't have the odd good night in there. You want a medal the size of a frying pan working in there).

 

Me and a few mates started there at the same time, so it was always alright working with your mates. The lass who ran the place was gutted when we all left at the same time cos she'd had steady staff for 3 years which was pretty much unheard of. She was asking me if I'd still do a couple of nights a week whilst working full time and doing accountancy exams.

 

It did get spicy in there a bit. None more so than on Bangra night. Pun intended, but also it was just different Indian families turning up wanting to kick the fuck out of other families. Tandoori turmoil every week. 

[PaddockLad 14574]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Fuckin hard barman, or SO-CALLED FUCKIN HARD BARMAN. Shitein it. 

 

"So ah telt the cunt, or so called hard cunt, twa voddie & coke or I'll nip hame & fetch the fuckin glock, ken?" 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 26740]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

If you were there at any point between 1994 and 1997, then it's very likely I served you. Probably hated you for having the nerve to order drinks as well. 

 

I hope you weren't the lad who told me "I'm the sort of bloke that comes back with a gun..." cos I made him wait his turn for a drink, and an hour later kept true to his word.

 

They locked the front door and the bouncers all came running into the club, the soft cunts. 

"And today, Gemmill, that very same bouncer who came running in because he was a soft cunt. You knew him then only as Steven......"

 

"But now I am known as just 'That cunt Wraith!"

 

"Yes, the very same bouncer and self promoter extraordinary....... It's Steve Wraith!"

[Alex 30358]

I think I went once  

[Howmanheyman 26740]

Another suspect!