Coronavirus

[The Fish 8950]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

One thing that sticks in my head from Toontastic of old is the adversarial relationship you have with your sister. I'm pleased to see that time has not mellowed things.

 

She drives me mental Scott. She broke a sofa leg and punched a hole through a floorboard by sitting down then said "It mustn't be built to take much weight"...

 

I kept all this stuff quiet when I first started dating my Mrs, I didn't want to colour her first impressions if she ever met the sister. But now? My wife fucking hates her too  

 

A direct quote from Mrs Fish "If she calls me sis again, I'll fucking leave you"

 

 

[Gemmill 34187]

 

We need to get her on here, she sounds tremendous. 

[The Fish 8950]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

We need to get her on here, she sounds tremendous. 

 

Mrs Fish would think you're all awful. Apart from Martin, she likes Martin.

Edited July 15, 2022 by The Fish

[Gemmill 34187]

I meant your sister, but fuck it let's get them both on and hash this sisterhood out. 

[The Fish 8950]

43 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

That reserved for you? 

 

I've never had hot chocolate.

[The Fish 8950]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I meant your sister, but fuck it let's get them both on and hash this sisterhood out. 

In a choice of who to invite somewhere, my sister is never top of anyone's list. 

 

Until NASA needs to plug up a wandering black hole.

[Renton 17628]

Well, she's certainly got a bitch for a brother. Fish the bitch. 

[NJS 3960]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Hope the surgery went well @NJS. 

So far so good - no problems and might be too early to say but the outcome looks promising vision wise. Thanks for asking. 

[The Fish 8950]

5 hours ago, Renton said:

Well, she's certainly got a bitch for a brother. Fish the bitch. 

 

Hey Renton?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Craig 6290]

Daughter has caught it ….. again. Meanwhile I’m still covid free

[Tom 13814]

I've got it now...had a couple of days feeling ill but feel fine now. 
 

What's the rules on what I can do? Not nice to be stuck in the house when it's 29°.

 

I'll Not go near people but fuck me i can't stay in here.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

4 minutes ago, Tom said:

I've got it now...had a couple of days feeling ill but feel fine now. 
 

What's the rules on what I can do? Not nice to be stuck in the house when it's 29°.

 

I'll Not go near people but fuck me i can't stay in here.

You can do what you like. Just avoid people.

[Meenzer 13988]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

I've got it now...had a couple of days feeling ill but feel fine now. 
 

What's the rules on what I can do? Not nice to be stuck in the house when it's 29°.

 

I'll Not go near people but fuck me i can't stay in here.

 

Current advice is to stay at home and avoid contact with others for 5 days from your positive test result, but it's just that (advice) nowadays. When I had it in May I went out for a walk a couple of times, keeping clear of people. Nowt wrong with that imo.

 

[Dr Gloom 19743]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

I've got it now...had a couple of days feeling ill but feel fine now. 
 

What's the rules on what I can do? Not nice to be stuck in the house when it's 29°.

 

I'll Not go near people but fuck me i can't stay in here.

 

i worked from home till i tested negative, but i was out and about going for runs and working out in the park throughout as i felt completely fine. i just kept my distance from other people 

[Tom 13814]

Ah fair play...I won't go daft or owt the house isn't a nice place right now obviously  

 

Yeh I tested positive on Thursday, had a couple of bad days but have been fine since yesterday. I don't want the tiredness to get on top of me like last time, I've got gym work to do! 
 

Got a ticket to the ODI tomorrow so hoping for a negative test.

[Gemmill 34187]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

working out in the park

 

 

[Dr Gloom 19743]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

what's so funny? there's an outdoor gym in my local park 

[Gemmill 34187]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

what's so funny? there's an outdoor gym in my local park 

 

 

Look, maybe it's one of the symptoms.  I've never had it so I wouldn't know. 

[RobinRobin 9172]

You've kept that quiet 

[Gemmill 34187]

Some things are worth shouting about, Captain Kiwi!

[RobinRobin 9172]

[Howmanheyman 26625]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Some things are worth shouting about, Captain Kiwi!

I've also haven't (knowingly) had it. We're off to Cyprus on Wednesday and I'm waiting for sod's law to have a little chuckle to itself and give one of us it. (There's only the eldest daughter who's had it and she was living with her boyfriend at the time). 

[Monkeys Fist 38575]

Incoming! Incoming! 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-62489808

 

 

[Gemmill 34187]

Go to the match for the first time in years, fucking NIL NIL with a perfectly good goal disallowed AND come away with Toon Army COVID. 

 

Absolute fucking bullshit. Developed a cough and a steaming headache yesterday. Home test this morning and for the first time ever there's two lines. 

 

I can only imagine there's a new SUPERSTRENGTH strain so I suggest all of you lot lock yourselves in the house and place draught excluders at every possible point of virus entry. 

[Toonpack 6766]

I am sure you will have the quickest and most perfect recovery ever. You'll be back to abnormal by tomorrow.