Coronavirus

[Gemmill 34422]

 

 

Governments of the world have just decided to roll the dice, haven't they? 

 

The numbers coming out of North and South America at the minute are horrific. 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

9 hours ago, Alex said:

Wouldn’t go near a pub or a restaurant atm like 

Reckon the only time I’d find acceptable would be about 1-2 on a Saturday afternoon before it all goes west. Couple of quiet pints and then fuck off sharpish. Anyone going on a Friday/Saturday night is a lunatic.

[Gemmill 34422]

I went to The Patricia last night to pick up my The Patricia At Home pack. Three courses. It was nice - 15 minute slots to pick your stuff up and the food was very nice. Not particularly cheap mind and you have some work to do when you get home to put it together. 

[Alex 30376]

7 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I went to The Patricia last night to pick up my The Patricia At Home pack. Three courses. It was nice - 15 minute slots to pick your stuff up and the food was very nice. Not particularly cheap mind and you have some work to do when you get home to put it together. 

Perfumed ponce 

[Gemmill 34422]

It's true, I do smell amazing. 

[Renton 17746]

43 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

It's true, I do smell amazing. 

 

And you are a ponce.. 

[Meenzer 14031]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I went to The Patricia last night to pick up my The Patricia At Home pack. Three courses. It was nice - 15 minute slots to pick your stuff up and the food was very nice. Not particularly cheap mind and you have some work to do when you get home to put it together. 

 

My favourite kind of takeaway is the kind I have to reheat and assemble myself.

[Renton 17746]

18 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

My favourite kind of takeaway is the kind I have to reheat and assemble myself.

 

I love my deconstructed chips and curry sauce. A raw king Edward's potato, curry powder, onion  and tap water. Champion  worth the premium. 

[Gemmill 34422]

It's like being attacked by a pack of Fozzy Bears. 

[PaddockLad 14584]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Pubs opening on the 4th. #WelcomeSecondSpike but also #WelcomeHaircut 

[ewerk 26285]

 

 

Not only does he not drink but from this photo he doesn't even know what a pub is.

[Sonatine 9987]

 

[Alex 30376]

I’ve always quite liked Djokovic but it looks like he’s another thick cunt https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/53148053

[NJS 3977]

At least he won't have to refuse a vaccine now. 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Intu looking fucked, Metrocentre and Eldon Square at risk. Strange times.

[RobinRobin 9197]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

I’ve always quite liked Djokovic but it looks like he’s another thick cunt https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/53148053

You have to be an arrogant Cath word to get to number one in the world in tennis, but this is true Cath word-ish behaviour.  Of course, he probably won't be the one dying from the disease, because he is relatively young and fit, but a BoJo type period in hospital may allow him a better perspective on real life than that from his currently gilded position.

[Dr Gloom 19813]

Just confirming what we already know. Johnson fucked it

 

[ewerk 26285]

And then you remember that while the USA has twice as many deaths they have five times the population.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

23 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Intu looking fucked, Metrocentre and Eldon Square at risk. Strange times.

If we actually get sold, what odds on Fatty hoovering them up in to his Empire of Shite? 

[Alex 30376]

12 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

You have to be an arrogant Cath word to get to number one in the world in tennis, but this is true Cath word-ish behaviour.  Of course, he probably won't be the one dying from the disease, because he is relatively young and fit, but a BoJo type period in hospital may allow him a better perspective on real life than that from his currently gilded position.

I saw the tournament reported on bbc breakfast about two weeks back. I thought it was odd because while social distancing is possible playing tennis it was a small, compact but packed arena. That was before I knew about his tinfoil hat opinions

[Isegrim 8870]

 

[Gemmill 34422]

9 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

"God's wonderful breathing system" doesn't sound like it's working too well for that out of breath old hag. 

 

The first lass needs sectioning. The second one needs to get back to chasing fraggles down holes. 

[Gemmill 34422]

 

[Sonatine 9987]

 

There's some scruffy fuckers about now mind, shitting in boxes...