Coronavirus

[Renton 17723]

Is Gloom the inly man left standing? Three jabs and I've had the fucker twice. Get well soon Gwmmill.

[Gemmill 34338]

Gloom had it before me, how fucking dare you! And cheers. 👍 

[Gemmill 34338]

RobinRobin will be along soon from the top of his mountain in New Zealand to tell us that his kiwi hermit lifestyle means he hasn't had it yet. But quite honestly, he can just fuck off. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12757]

I would say “hope you don’t lose your taste” but I’ve seen some of your guitars and you’ve never had any anyway.

[Gemmill 34338]

Just had blueberries with Greek yogurt for breakfast. By some distance the classiest breakfast anyone on here will have had this morning and tasted every fucking sour morsel unfortunately. 

[Gemmill 34338]

Btw:

 

A double bound tele in lake placid blue with a rosewood board. 

 

A strat in pearl jade with a cream pearlised pickguard. Maple board. 

 

A Martin O in all mahogany.

 

A Faith Blood Moon Venus which makes me look like prime time Richie Sambora. 

 

You simply cannot fuck with that collection for aesthetics. Apologise when ready. 

 

 

[Craig 6300]

34 minutes ago, Renton said:

Is Gloom the inly man left standing? Three jabs and I've had the fucker twice. Get well soon Gwmmill.

 

Still standing! 🙋‍♂️ I win!! 

[Gemmill 34338]

Also, Craig thinks he can turn up 2 years into a global pandemic and claim survivor status. Up yours Craig. STATUS DENIED. 

[Dr Gloom 19784]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Go to the match for the first time in years, fucking NIL NIL with a perfectly good goal disallowed AND come away with Toon Army COVID. 

 

Absolute fucking bullshit. Developed a cough and a steaming headache yesterday. Home test this morning and for the first time ever there's two lines. 

 

I can only imagine there's a new SUPERSTRENGTH strain so I suggest all of you lot lock yourselves in the house and place draught excluders at every possible point of virus entry. 

 

it gets us all eventually. 

[Dr Gloom 19784]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Is Gloom the inly man left standing? Three jabs and I've had the fucker twice. Get well soon Gwmmill.

 

i had it before gemmill but i wouldn't have known i had it if i hadn't tested because of my superhuman immune system 

[RobinRobin 9192]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

RobinRobin will be along soon from the top of his mountain in New Zealand to tell us that his kiwi hermit lifestyle means he hasn't had it yet. But quite honestly, he can just fuck off. 

 

58 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

Still standing! 🙋‍♂️ I win!! 

[ewerk 26232]

I'm still claiming to have dodged the plague to this point.

[Craig 6300]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Also, Craig thinks he can turn up 2 years into a global pandemic and claim survivor status. Up yours Craig. STATUS DENIED. 

 

I was still living and breathing away from Toontastic during said pandemic. Pipe down second place 

[spongebob toonpants 3594]

Oldest and least plagueist

[RobinRobin 9192]

1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Oldest and least plagueist

Really?  Oldest?

[spongebob toonpants 3594]

I thought I was. Can you top 60

[wykikitoon 16561]

Still not knowingly had it.

 

Maybe eating coal and bumming whippets has helped. 

[Craig 6300]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Still not knowingly had it.

 

Maybe eating coal and bumming whippets has helped. 

 

[Howmanheyman 26731]

I've never had it either, (to my knowledge), so it's last men standing. 

[Gemmill 34338]

Mm-hm, all coming out the woodwork now the king has been taken down. 

 

You can all just fuck off!

[Kitman 2188]

14 hours ago, Gemmill said:

RobinRobin will be along soon from the top of his mountain in New Zealand to tell us that his kiwi hermit lifestyle means he hasn't had it yet. But quite honestly, he can just fuck off. 

I had Omicron about 3 months ago. And I actually live in New Zealand.

[catmag 336]

Never had it.

Never had a night off work throughout the madness.

No side effects from any of the vaccines or booster. 

Never added to anyone’s T&T so didn’t even get a sly 10 days off for nowt.

Worked on Covid ITU and was present at at least 50 intubations of deteriorating covid patients. 
 

I’m either invincible or a robot. 
 

And I think I win.

Edited September 6, 2022 by catmag

[Dr Gloom 19784]

I think we’re losing sight of what’s important.

 

Gemmill lost 

[Craig 6300]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I think we’re losing sight of what’s important.

 

Gemmill lost 

 

And boy, isn't he salty about it

[RobinRobin 9192]

17 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I thought I was. Can you top 60

Yes - nearly 62