aimaad22 3442 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Always been more of a reader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26731 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 'HI IT'S NICK FROM POLAND! WHY HAVE YOU HOUNDED OUT MIKE HE'S A GREAT OWNER? DO NOT BE ABUSIVE IN YOUR REPLIES!' Just a question of time. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: How accurate is that list? I struggle to believe Palace and Southampton pay nearly double our wage bill I can well believe the figure for Man Utd though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'HI IT'S NICK FROM POLAND! WHY HAVE YOU HOUNDED OUT MIKE HE'S A GREAT OWNER? DO NOT BE ABUSIVE IN YOUR REPLIES!' Just a question of time. I doubt lockdown is much different to normal for him. Or the people in his cellar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8978 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: How accurate is that list? I struggle to believe Palace and Southampton pay nearly double our wage bill Dunno, it's what's been reported and picked up by papers and the like. I can quite believe the Palace and Southampton pay out significantly more than we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19784 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: 'HI IT'S NICK FROM POLAND! WHY HAVE YOU HOUNDED OUT MIKE HE'S A GREAT OWNER? DO NOT BE ABUSIVE IN YOUR REPLIES!' Just a question of time. i'd welcome him back now for a head to head with LM. pure bantz 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19784 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 toontastic cage fights: LM v Nick from Poland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Fop v Wolfy. Winner faces Parky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Where were they when we were shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Attempting to reach the Ice Wall? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) I wonder if parklife is still an anti-vaxxer. My guess is he’s offering chez Dom Pérignon enemas as we speak (and he gargles) Edited April 16, 2020 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 This thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 On 4/16/2020 at 07:34, Andrew said: Who do you reckon, from the current squad, would be the last one hanging on at the club if we do go spending mad? Jack Colback. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19784 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Chez given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 15 hours ago, The Fish said: Want rid of Darlow, Manquillo, Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Hayden, Shelvey, Ritchie, Carroll, Gayle, Joelinton, Muto, Atsu... Frankly I would keep Carroll if only as a bench-warmer. I think that when fit and not injured he can prove to be an asset, he's good in the air, canny with his feet, and his presence worries defenders. He could become super-sub and I think the fans are somewhat happy to see Geordie on the pitch playing for us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 They can play a mash-up of Local Hero and Rule Britannia as he takes to the field for his biannual cameos. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Noelie said: Frankly I would keep Carroll if only as a bench-warmer. I think that when fit and not injured he can prove to be an asset, he's good in the air, canny with his feet, and his presence worries defenders. He could become super-sub and I think the fans are somewhat happy to see Geordie on the pitch playing for us. He’s literally the embodiment of everything that is wrong with way Ashley has run the club. An over the hill perma-crock signed because he was free and to try and appease the halfwits who would view him as some sort of returning hero. Beyond being a promising (and clearly talented) youngster who we somehow got an absolute fortune for, he really never achieved much here in the grand scheme of things. However, even that dwarfs what he’s gone on to do since leaving. Factor in that he’s an absolute knacker who’d cause trouble in an empty house and I think it’s safe to say you and I differ somewhat on this matter Edited April 17, 2020 by Alex 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 Aye, if Rafa is coming back then getting shot of Carroll and bringing Rondon back to a blatant no-brainer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19784 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Love Rondon, but is he a big enough deal for these new owners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Btw happy birthday for yesterday Rafa the gaffer, looking forward to seeing you back upon Tyne soon. Edited April 17, 2020 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Love Rondon, but is he a big enough deal for these new owners? Will be amazed if they immediately splash mental money around. Keith Downie seemed to imply that they were keen to pump money into the academy and training ground first before splashing out in the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I want Benítez back just to annoy the contrary wankers like gene and UM tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 48 minutes ago, Alex said: I want Benítez back just to annoy the contrary wankers like gene and UM tbh They should keep on Brucie as well. Just think of the ensuing odd couple hilarity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, OTF said: They should keep on Brucie as well. Just think of the ensuing odd couple hilarity. Rafa to run the football and Cabbageheed to get the crisps in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, sammynb said: Rafa to run the football and Cabbageheed to get the crisps in. He's the last person you'd want in charge of crisps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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