Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14496 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 18 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said: Wiz ye naar iz probz reet, diff pubz diff rulz fair nuff ye naar but keep it saved fi ya wank material though lmfao chump. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9928 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 46 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said: Wiz ye naar iz probz reet, diff pubz diff rulz fair nuff ye naar but keep it saved fi ya wank material though lmfao chump. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2835 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t00nraider2 40 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Level of interlect as high as ever. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 1 minute ago, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. You don't say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9928 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34159 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 17 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 3 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Did you forget to sign in on your Clarko account? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I would love Lingard. Purely because he’s an absolute bellend. A proper comic book modern footballer, we’re going to need them if we’re ever to be truly unbearable. “J-Lingz bought £8m diamond encrusted Ferrari AFTER penalty miss & told fan “it’s sound fan, merked!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tom said: I would love Lingard. Purely because he’s an absolute bellend. A proper comic book modern footballer, we’re going to need them if we’re ever to be truly unbearable. “J-Lingz bought £8m diamond encrusted Ferrari AFTER penalty miss & told fan “it’s sound fan, merked!” We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9928 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery. Put him in charge of transfers, he can put his money laundering experience to good use 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 As well as legal experience He’s also got experience in tricky technical situations like when someone put a raw chicken on the bonnet of his car for seemingly no reason. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 56 minutes ago, Tom said: As well as legal experience He’s also got experience in tricky technical situations like when someone put a raw chicken on the bonnet of his car for seemingly no reason. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Remember the time Knacker Nile nearly knocked over MF and the family and MF was foaming shouting, 'It's alright, Nile, we should've got off the road quicker, great game the other day, Nile. You never stopped, nice meeting you, good luck for the rest of the season, mate! Any chance of a selfie, Nile? Nah, it's alright, we're a bit busy too to be honest, mate. Cheers, Nile!' 😉 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8867 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 7 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Ah, an interlectual Asian. Leported myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Remember the time Knacker Nile nearly knocked over MF and the family and MF was foaming shouting, 'It's alright, Nile, we should've got off the road quicker, great game the other day, Nile. You never stopped, nice meeting you, good luck for the rest of the season, mate! Any chance of a selfie, Nile? Nah, it's alright, we're a bit busy too to be honest, mate. Cheers, Nile!' 😉 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9157 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 15 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26144 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Quote Newcastle finally secured their first victory of the Premier League season on Saturday, a morale-boosting win over Burnley that has lifted them off bottom spot and to within three points of safety. It will raise hopes at St James’ Park that head coach Eddie Howe’s side can avoid relegation from the top flight and potentially helps their recruitment aspirations heading into the January window. They are keen to bolster in a number of areas, most notably defence, and The Athletic has learned that one of their primary targets is the Lille and Netherlands Under-21 centre-back Sven Botman. Botman is regarded among the most promising talents in his position and it may be indicative of Newcastle’s ambition under their new owners that they are exploring the possibility of signing him. The 21-year-old Dutchman joined Lille from Ajax for €8 million in 2020 and helped them end their decade-long wait for a French title, interrupting Paris Saint-Germain’s dominance in the process. With Lille on course to qualify for the Champions League knockout stage, they will be reluctant to sell Botman — who is under contract at Stade Pierre-Mauroy until 2025 — before next summer. That stance might be reinforced by the knowledge that a number of clubs are thought to be keen on acquiring Botman at the end of the current campaign, as opposed to during the winter market. So it is likely to take an exceptional offer to prise him from Lille, but given their well-documented financial problems sources believe that an offer in the region of £40 million could prove sufficient. Newcastle would need to decide whether they are prepared to reach such levels of investment and meet salary demands that are sure to place Botman towards the summit of their pay scale. While the pursuit of options like Botman are being driven by the head of recruitment Steve Nickson, Howe will be heavily involved in the process and is thought to approve of the towering defender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2124 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 If we were to go for Botman I'd like to see us go for a centre half with premier league experience, and more experience in general, as well. A 40m price tag and all that pressure from being put in a team half way through a season of fighting relegation, is unlikely to see him hit the ground running. The rumours about Trippier don't seem to be fading either. It makes sense given he's played under Howe before. Then again even though he's 31 he would perhaps still expect to get a few more years of Champions League level football yet, hence the Man U links from a while back. But perhaps if the noises from the Champions League clubs in England have gone quiet, he'd take a fat late career contract, and a reunion with Eddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19720 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 tripper would be class like. he's my little boy's favourite england player too so he'd be buzzing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13940 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: tripper would be class like. he's my little boy's favourite england player too so he'd be buzzing I think you mean he'd be tripping 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Polarboy said: If we were to go for Botman … I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19720 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops. i've always been a botman rather than a titman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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