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The first time you tasted pussy.


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It's been a while since I first enjoyed my inaugural muff dive but it is one of my happier moments in life.

 

I took to it like a fish to water, after an hour or so my tongue began to hurt a bit but by then the hard work had been done and she was as moist as Wacky is behind the ears.

 

A pleasant aroma eminating from the oriface in question certainly helped.

 

Overall = A resounding success!

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A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... ;)

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Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you!

 

I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. :D

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Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... <_<

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A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... :nufc:

89873[/snapback]

 

Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you!

 

I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. :nufc:

90126[/snapback]

 

 

Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... :nufc:

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;)<_<:D:blush:

 

It's all the Felling fella fucking you've been doing since you were 9 that's done the damage IMO! :blush:

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A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... :nufc:

89873[/snapback]

 

Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you!

 

I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. :nufc:

90126[/snapback]

 

 

Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... :nufc:

90303[/snapback]

 

;)<_<:D:blush:

 

It's all the Felling fella fucking you've been doing since you were 9 that's done the damage IMO! :blush:

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Majority of them were Toon lads........they couldn't afford the treble gin n lime in the Felling !! :blush:

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